BASH!
just to say that rakky and i have now got off our collective arses and put a date in the calendar...

date: sat 2 july
time: whenever, prob from about 6ish
pub: will be in central london with a big beer garden, we'll let everyone know a bit nearer the time
after-party: either onto a club or a party back at mine for those who have the stamina to keep going past last orders
accommodation: a few people will be able to crash at mine, plus there are also quite a few cheap (for london!) hotels around there, eg the novotel in hammersmith is about £110 a night i think.

finally... please sign up on the calendar, you know you want to, don't make me look as if i will be drinking by myself all night (again)...

ok, as you were!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 9:34, 173 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I totally love bashes

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 9:36, Reply)

London bashes especially

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 9:50, Reply)

it's possible I suppose
I might have some money and free time at that point.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 9:42, Reply)

oh go on, you have GOT to come, that would be awesome!!!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 9:44, Reply)

it's not cheap to get from here to there unfortunately
and I will still be saving for my wedding at that point. Will have to see how the situation develops.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 9:47, Reply)

there is no way a mere wedding can be more important than a london bash with all your friends
i mean, you might not want to put it to the other half quite like that, but you know it's true
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Nothing is more important than a bash

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:08, Reply)

oxygen maybe

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Maybe
But bashes still rank VERY highly.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:13, Reply)

I don't even know what I'm doing tonight let alone July.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 9:42, Reply)

well
this solves one of those dilemmas, doesn't it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 9:45, Reply)

That's cheap?
Sweet god.

Any comfy doorways nearby?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 9:44, Reply)

it is if you can find someone to share it with!
plus there's loads of hostels, london b3tans etc...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Don't forget, I am very unpopular.
Might have a see if there are any hostels within a taxi ride radius.

EDIT: Tell you what, when a venue is decided, I'll check for the nearest hostel.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 9:46, Reply)

For the cost of a black cab more than 20 feet
you might as well pay for the hotel. Look on night bus routes.

you'll get vomited on and stabbed, of course, but hey. You'll save £50.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:06, Reply)

I don't know if it's worth it
but you might think about getting a cheap room in the povvo Heathrow hotels and then tubing it in?
( Kroney, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:07, Reply)

I stopped a the bottom of Brick Lane
B&B for £59 just before Christmas
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Bring a blanket and doss out in Holland Park
You'll get a far classier tramp bumming there than you'd get if you went to Hyde Park
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:13, Reply)

It's true.
They even use the sandy lube in Holland Park.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Ain't nothin like a classy tramp bumming

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Ain't no party like a tramp bum party.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:23, Reply)

are you coming rory?
you can't resist, surely?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:17, Reply)

I dunno, I don't bash
I'll stick my name down and check the list of upset closer to the time
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:20, Reply)

nor do i, this will be my first time too
we can be gentle with each other
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Alright, Henry?

( Kroney, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Unfortunately it's Imelda Marcos's birthday
and I have to organise my shoes in order of lace holes in her honour. Any other day...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:09, Reply)

that's ok
didn't you see on the invite, it said "everyone except the mighty badger of doom" ?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:11, Reply)

that's OK.
I've never been "of doom"

Edit - for that, I might just come to annoy you.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:13, Reply)

i think we would both enjoy that
far more than either of us would ever let on
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:16, Reply)

of course.
illusions must be maintained at all times. You are, of course, a money-driven right wing child of Thatcher and I am but a poor socialist academic who cares for nothing but fairness. Obviously ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:23, Reply)

now just think how much better that little speech would have sounded with a pint in your hand and a finger jabbing at my chest
of course, i would have heard argorr swealll gweahahh by that time, but still.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:28, Reply)

?
and also .. ?

what's an argorr swealll gweahahh?

anyway, I only drink G&T to bely my northern socialist roots. or something.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:33, Reply)

I drink Bitter, you are no Northerner.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:37, Reply)

you missed the word "bely" then?
although I suspect it is spelt "belie" in hindsight.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Fucking sweet.
Thanks for throwing me a birthday bash.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:19, Reply)

awesome I can buy you a pint for your birthday as I will have forgotten it is your birthday until you get drunk and say OI badger you bitch it's my birthday
and then I cry and it's a proper bash
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Then someone punches me in the face and it becomes a tradition :(

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:12, Reply)

6pm ish?
And you expect me to still be sober at that late hour?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Pfft!

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:21, Reply)

I'm sorry but I'm ejaculating that day.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:23, Reply)

all day? do you have the Gush?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:24, Reply)

I have it as an all day event in outlook.
I'm going to spunk out my collarbone.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Woo bash!
I shall be either there, or in Japan. Japan's not booked yet though, so I stand a good chance of making it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Japan has a better collection of used schoolgirl panties, though.
well, probably.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Definitely, as long as you're specifing "schoolgirl"
otherwise...
( Kroney, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:28, Reply)

you'd better be there
you are one of the good ones!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:26, Reply)

I like you 18% more now

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:30, Reply)

so that's 111111111118/10?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:31, Reply)

I shall have to do my summer birthday bash a bit earlier then : (

( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Has Swipe pissed on your chips Blousie?
*There there*

What time are you flying today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:27, Reply)

3.30pm.
I'll be off about 11 to get to work as my dad is taking me.
( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Well have a nice journey!
I hope your mini-wedding-sister-break-type-thing is win, and you don't get all poorly a couple of hours before the main event*.

* Unlike New Years Eve or meeting me
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Haha!
As I won't be drinking till after the wedding, it will be unlikely.
( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Well have a good time anyway!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Thank you : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:35, Reply)

OY I asked where you were staying
I've got a mate going and I want you to look after her.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:34, Reply)

I'll be at my sister's place but I can't remember where that is.
Somewhere off the beaten track where the Spanish mainly live. Is she going alone?
( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Ah, no she's going with a mate and staying in one of the god awful holiday resorts
Las Americas or something, she got 4 day trip all inclusive for £90 though, I hate her.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:39, Reply)

My family used to live near there.
Tell her to go out in Los Christianos. It's much nicer.
( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:42, Reply)

I think she's looking forward to the shots and foam parties and other chavy stuff
the fool.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Oh God!

( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Why do you think I was asking you to look after her

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:47, Reply)

How old is she?

( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:47, Reply)

20

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Oh she'll be Ok.
It will be quiet this time of year anyway. Do you want me to gaz my mobile number to give to her?
( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:50, Reply)

i don't even remember there being that many foam parties etc
more like doormen trying to force fake coke on you and drinks watered down with white spirit, that kind of shit!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:48, Reply)

ha ha ha, it sounds so shit.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:48, Reply)

it really is
and it probably won't even be v hot at this time of year. £9 might have been a bargain.

it's the worst place i've been to, and our house in spain was quite near benidorm...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:52, Reply)

It's the worst place I've ever been to
and I've lived in Dalston, Slough and Bracknell.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:57, Reply)

there is an exotic dancer in benidorm calling herself "sexy barbara"
she makes "sticky vicky" (the 80 year old who can famously open a bottle of beer with her clunge) look classy. my brother and his mates wanted to report her for breaching the Trades Descriptions Act.

a night on the piss with sticky vicky and sexy barbara is still hotter than las americas!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:59, Reply)

nice.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:26, Reply)

As in playa de las americas in tenerife?
god help her.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:42, Reply)

i went there once
the best thing that happened was one of the mini wild parrots shitting right in my friend's ear whilst we were lying around the pool.

this says a lot about the nightlife.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Yep that's the one
Sounds awful, but to tell you the truth for £90 I would be there in a shot.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:47, Reply)

You'd totally regret the £90 within 5 minutes, trust me.
It's exactly as bad as rswipe says, and then some.

I ended up there briefly with a mate when I was about 22, god knows how. I was accused of being gay 3 times in 2 nights by 3 different women because I wouldn't succumb to their advances. High class, americas.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:54, Reply)

oh sorry!!
but at least this way you get to go to TWO bashes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Well I was planning on coming to London at some point.
I just hate London in the summer.
( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:29, Reply)

the summer general.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Hot town, summer in the city
Back of my neck getting dirt and gritty.
Something something something, then a chorus-y bit then BOOM! MASSIVE EXPLOSION! Then Bruce Willis is called in to be a bit racist then save New York from Jeremy Irons committing acts of terrorism in order to steal money. Has a black guy in too, y'know the one, the one who won't give dudes a foot massage.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:34, Reply)

I love london in the summer,
seems less scummy and shit.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:36, Reply)

I think it's mainly that I hate the underground in the summer.
I get terribly claustraphobic.
( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Yeah that is the worst part
I try to walk everywhere if I can.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:41, Reply)

it's awesome UNLESS you have to work
then it's like one of the circles of hell.

bearing in mind people's pleas for a cheap venue, the pub i have in mind has a decent garden terrace at the back but is also nice enough inside in case it rains. it's also v central and near a station - it is very hard juggling all these requirements!

but the solution to the tube in the heat is easy: TAXI, BABY.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:41, Reply)

I shall probably just get a hotel near the venue.
That's what I usually do.
( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Or, y'know, just walk.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:44, Reply)

i like walking home from work (about 6.5 miles)
but walking to work in the heat is awful, you arrive all sweaty and knackered!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Oh, totally, I thought you were talking about just going to the pub.
I used to have 4 hours a day on Southwest trains and the Northern line, not fun
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:47, Reply)

can't walk to the pub
have you SEEN these high heels??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:57, Reply)

well, no...

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:58, Reply)

better come to the bash then!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:02, Reply)

I see.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Please keep it at the end of a month!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:29, Reply)

End of May perhaps?
I shall put it on the calender when I get back or I might just cancel this year and celebrate at Rswipes bash.
( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:33, Reply)

End of May would be perfect, gives me an excuse to not give a shit about my birthday!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Or maybe end of August.
I shall discuss it with DG and tourettes.
( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:39, Reply)

End of August i.e. Bank Holiday Weekend?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Maybe.
I shall think it through later.
( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Awesome
Have a great time!

All the best to Aber and Mark too!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Will do : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:51, Reply)

End of August would be lovely
end of May will probably still be fagged from exams.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:33, Reply)

End of May usually clashes with Riverghost's Londonbash, doesn't it?
Assuming that he's doing one this year, of course.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Aye, probably.
Incidentally, I was thinking of organising an Alton Towers bash at some point in the summer - a day midweek when the schools aren't on holiday, so it'll be quiet.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:57, Reply)

I'm interested in this

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:59, Reply)

I've seen a few people saying "aye" recently
What's that all about, then? Are you a yokel, pirate or a Scot?
( Kroney, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:59, Reply)

fuck yeah
i LOVE alton towers, me. i could live there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Definitely

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Cool.
I shall have check when half-term is, to make sure I avoid that... but I'll be sure to give plenty of notice so that people can book time off.

Monty Propps and t0ria were interested, too, so there could well be a decent /links contingent as well. Woot!
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Sounds good to me!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Right I'm off.
See you all next week.
( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Have fun!
My love to Mark and Aber.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:00, Reply)

If anyone I like signs up I may consider going

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:02, Reply)

So, you're not coming then?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:04, Reply)

It's not looking likely
Althoug I was thinking maybe I should put up a bash for my ZOMG BIRTHDAY LOLZ
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:05, Reply)

If anyone signs up you've not met before, you should come along
And fucking TERRIFY them with your niceness.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:06, Reply)

hahaha
I haven't met swipe or rakky...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Then I look forward to seeing you there!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:16, Reply)

That has been my attitude to the event.
On the basis that I hate everyone, I'd say it was unlikely I'll bother.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:06, Reply)

S'ok, we'll live.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:13, Reply)

surely it's more fun if it's people you DON'T like
then you can just abuse them
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:16, Reply)

I shall attend.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Morning Monty.
How are you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Completely fucking awful, thanks.
How are you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:18, Reply)

I'm okay.
What's the matter?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:19, Reply)

My dramarama (remember that?) life is getting me down.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:21, Reply)

I do remember Dramarama. It was shit.
Any particular aspect of the World Of Boyce going wrong, or are you just the unfortunate victim of a mental ex?

Chocky!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Chocky was FRESH, yo.
it was no 'Box of Delights', sure, but John Wyndham is my motherfucking nig-nog.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:26, Reply)

It was much better than
The Krankies Electronic Komik.

A real drama, something you could get your teeth into.

Will you be organising either a pre or post bash curry?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:29, Reply)

That's a good idea.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:32, Reply)

I wholly second this.
A lazy meal followed by copious beers to put the flames out sounds just the very thing.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:39, Reply)

This sounds like an excellent idea
I won't be bashing, but I'm always up for a curry.
( Kroney, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Box of Delights was great

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Good good.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:19, Reply)

I read that as 'good god'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Well, that too.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:22, Reply)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:24, Reply)

All three, swipe.
Lookin' good.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:26, Reply)

all 3 of the most shaggable b3tamales (allegedly)
this is going to be a Good Bash.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:27, Reply)

I only said maybe

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:30, Reply)

you aren't on the list yet
as those who compiled it have not met you.

however, i have NO DOUBT that you could extend the list to four if you attended.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:39, Reply)

So, Noel, Monty and...?
I'm aware it's not me, Amberl broke the news.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:41, Reply)

It's totally me

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Lab, you oaf.
He's like a poor man's Brendan Fraser.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Lab, I assume.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:46, Reply)

You need to create a top three shaggable b3tafemales, AA.
That'll put the cat amongst the pigeons.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:47, Reply)

NO FAT CHICKS.
Or "tubbies", as I believe is AA's preferred term.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Or "housewhales"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Thundergunts.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Low-Resolution Foxes.
Steath Moose.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:04, Reply)

BOBFOCs.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:08, Reply)

Butterface

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Kronenbourgs.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:48, Reply)

I would be biased, and the girls would take it far too seriously.
So I'll let you.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:01, Reply)

No, you do it. You seem to have a way with the ladies.
Especially if you include a 'tubby' factor.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:10, Reply)

I guarantee they'll be aquaplaning off their seats
when AA starts up his "no fat chicks" routine.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:11, Reply)

It's like school again.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:08, Reply)

I dunno about that, I went to an all-boys school..

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:10, Reply)

So there was only one list?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:17, Reply)

It was all about who got to wear the school lipstick.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:19, Reply)

who compiled the list?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:46, Reply)

pretty much every woman at the last bash i think

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:00, Reply)

those bitches
at least 3 or 4 of them have met me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:14, Reply)

and I didn't commit at all..

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:40, Reply)

typical fucking male

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:45, Reply)

hey, the last time I committed it cost me more than £100K
and she ended up with a yacht. Don't blame maleness for that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:47, Reply)

A pub in the centre with a big beer garden?
You've set yourself a challenge there, haven't you? Though I guess it depends how central you mean.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:03, Reply)

the one i had in mind is in farringdon
as people wanted cheap, it's a chain pub, but it does have a big garden!

there's one in camden and one in notting hill that i am going to call as well...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Are you thinking of The Fence?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:18, Reply)

bloody hell
that was a good guess!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:23, Reply)

Trust me. If there's a pub with a beer garden in central london I've drunk in it.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:25, Reply)

I'd love to go to this
depends how I'm holding up though because my College Commemoration Ball is the night before
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:20, Reply)

oh nooooooooooo, rotten timing!
sleep all day, coach to london, you'll be fine...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:24, Reply)

It finishes at six in the morning
I am determined to last it until then, then go have college breakfast and possibly chuck myself off a bridge. I promise I'll try and turn up even if I'm massively drunk

Edit: also can I bag a space at yours? I can't promise I'd be up for clubbing, but I can stay away partying with no difficulty
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:25, Reply)

yup, you are most welcome to crash!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:34, Reply)