Has Swipe pissed on your chips Blousie?
*There there*

What time are you flying today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:27, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

3.30pm.
I'll be off about 11 to get to work as my dad is taking me.
( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Well have a nice journey!
I hope your mini-wedding-sister-break-type-thing is win, and you don't get all poorly a couple of hours before the main event*.

* Unlike New Years Eve or meeting me
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Haha!
As I won't be drinking till after the wedding, it will be unlikely.
( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Well have a good time anyway!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Thank you : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:35, Reply)

OY I asked where you were staying
I've got a mate going and I want you to look after her.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:34, Reply)

I'll be at my sister's place but I can't remember where that is.
Somewhere off the beaten track where the Spanish mainly live. Is she going alone?
( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Ah, no she's going with a mate and staying in one of the god awful holiday resorts
Las Americas or something, she got 4 day trip all inclusive for £90 though, I hate her.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:39, Reply)

My family used to live near there.
Tell her to go out in Los Christianos. It's much nicer.
( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:42, Reply)

I think she's looking forward to the shots and foam parties and other chavy stuff
the fool.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Oh God!

( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Why do you think I was asking you to look after her

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:47, Reply)

How old is she?

( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:47, Reply)

20

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Oh she'll be Ok.
It will be quiet this time of year anyway. Do you want me to gaz my mobile number to give to her?
( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:50, Reply)

i don't even remember there being that many foam parties etc
more like doormen trying to force fake coke on you and drinks watered down with white spirit, that kind of shit!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:48, Reply)

ha ha ha, it sounds so shit.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:48, Reply)

it really is
and it probably won't even be v hot at this time of year. £9 might have been a bargain.

it's the worst place i've been to, and our house in spain was quite near benidorm...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:52, Reply)

It's the worst place I've ever been to
and I've lived in Dalston, Slough and Bracknell.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:57, Reply)

there is an exotic dancer in benidorm calling herself "sexy barbara"
she makes "sticky vicky" (the 80 year old who can famously open a bottle of beer with her clunge) look classy. my brother and his mates wanted to report her for breaching the Trades Descriptions Act.

a night on the piss with sticky vicky and sexy barbara is still hotter than las americas!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:59, Reply)

nice.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:26, Reply)

As in playa de las americas in tenerife?
god help her.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:42, Reply)

i went there once
the best thing that happened was one of the mini wild parrots shitting right in my friend's ear whilst we were lying around the pool.

this says a lot about the nightlife.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Yep that's the one
Sounds awful, but to tell you the truth for £90 I would be there in a shot.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:47, Reply)

You'd totally regret the £90 within 5 minutes, trust me.
It's exactly as bad as rswipe says, and then some.

I ended up there briefly with a mate when I was about 22, god knows how. I was accused of being gay 3 times in 2 nights by 3 different women because I wouldn't succumb to their advances. High class, americas.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:54, Reply)