not you shit breath!
*waits for this to be taken as an attack*
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:35, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You are gradually turning into Bert.
I await details of your newfound half-siblings with interest.
interest a sense of inevitable disaster
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:41, Reply)

I'm pretty confident I don't have as much of myself invested in this place as some of you.
But thanks for your concern anyway it's touching.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:45, Reply)

So who's got what invested in this place then?
Is it open to negotiation? I'll give you a packet of Wotsits for a 51% controlling stake.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:47, Reply)

I don't bloody know. What about if you and Tuggers
combine the wotsits with a curly wurly then I would happily hand over 51%
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:49, Reply)

I'm not sure I want Tuggers in on this, his skills lie in music and saving the world.
How about three packets of Wotsits of the flavour of your choice, not the hot ones though because I've eaten them all. I'll throw in a Chomp if you give me one click a day.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Welcome on board

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Actually, I think you'll find this is /OT

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:28, Reply)

I read this as "you're taking the internet too seriously."
Bert Bert Bert Bert Bert.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:00, Reply)

I await the crude cartoons with breathless anticipation

( Kroney, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:02, Reply)

you wish cunt nugget.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Gaz becky with that new username.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:49, Reply)

who?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Beckyjsbx
Bert's ex.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:02, Reply)

"Ex" is probably a bit strong.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:07, Reply)

Best she ever had

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:08, Reply)

I was hoping he'd run with it
and his family forced to have a closed casket ceremony.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:19, Reply)