But presumably you have heard her grumbling about how they are too big
which is ridiculous, by the way. In a tit-off I would lose hard.
(berk, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:19, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's not all about size y'know

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:23, Reply)

actually i think the nose job is more of a priority
i hate my hooter more than my hooters.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:26, Reply)

everyone hates their nose
apparantly because it's the most prominent part of the face, and therefore the most noticable and people tend to fixate on it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Wait, you have a nose?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:31, Reply)

I meant
we fixate on our own nose and believe it's more prominent than it is.

In other news I have a nose. It's big
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:33, Reply)

It is the only part of your own face you can see
So I'm not surprised.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:35, Reply)

i met a peruvian plastic surgeon recently, at a friend's party
one of the other girls was straight in there flirting with him, so i let her crack on with it. she was all "tossing her blonde hair" here and "ooh which bits of me would you operate on, then" there. i was not even in the conversation. but he still replied:

"you don't need any surgery. SHE needs a nosejob though" - and pointed right at me!!! i was fucking livid.

the stupid bastard asked me out afterwards, and his chat-up line was something like "even with a flaw you are the most beautiful..." honestly, i have never gone home from a party so depressed in my entire life, stupid bastard! i've been googling new noses ever since.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:39, Reply)

he was probably trying
a pathetic version of 'The Game' on you.

What an awful thing to say, especially since you don't need a new nose at all. He was just scouting for work
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:41, Reply)

he reckoned he said it because he wanted to talk to me
not the braindead blonde.

yeah right. because guys always want to talk to the brunette with the apparently lumpy nose rather than the size 8 blonde, that happens ALL THE TIME!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:43, Reply)

I have no idea about sizes, so I'm afraid any compliment I would attempt to pay here would likely go awry
Therefore I'll go for the old classic

*pats on head*
There there.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Find out where he works, and take a fucking hammer to his coke hoovering hooter.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:42, Reply)