i met a peruvian plastic surgeon recently, at a friend's party
one of the other girls was straight in there flirting with him, so i let her crack on with it. she was all "tossing her blonde hair" here and "ooh which bits of me would you operate on, then" there. i was not even in the conversation. but he still replied:

"you don't need any surgery. SHE needs a nosejob though" - and pointed right at me!!! i was fucking livid.

the stupid bastard asked me out afterwards, and his chat-up line was something like "even with a flaw you are the most beautiful..." honestly, i have never gone home from a party so depressed in my entire life, stupid bastard! i've been googling new noses ever since.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:39, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

he was probably trying
a pathetic version of 'The Game' on you.

What an awful thing to say, especially since you don't need a new nose at all. He was just scouting for work
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:41, Reply)

he reckoned he said it because he wanted to talk to me
not the braindead blonde.

yeah right. because guys always want to talk to the brunette with the apparently lumpy nose rather than the size 8 blonde, that happens ALL THE TIME!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:43, Reply)

I have no idea about sizes, so I'm afraid any compliment I would attempt to pay here would likely go awry
Therefore I'll go for the old classic

*pats on head*
There there.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Find out where he works, and take a fucking hammer to his coke hoovering hooter.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:42, Reply)