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I found out today that I passed my theory exams which I sat in November
What has made you punch the air Rocky style lately?
Alt Q: If you were minaturised, what crustacean would you most like to do battle against in an all out death match?
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:41,
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latest was 15 years ago)
Congrats!
I was accosted by a giant.
Alt Q: I'd kick the shit out of 2 razor crabs, then use their shells for drumsticks.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:47,
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Congratulations!
It's Current Boy related, so I won't bore you with it.
A woodlouse. As it reared up to attack me, BAM! Tiny pin-come-spear in it's underbelly. Sorted.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:47,
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Is that your boyfriend?
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:51,
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He's the crime-fighting partner of Raisin Man.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:52,
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This too.
They're going up against the evil scientist Dr Prune as we speak.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:58,
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That's the worst nickname for a vagina I've ever heard.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:01,
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Well if it is its not mine
Since I'm still in Cheshire and he's in Manchester
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:05,
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And worryingly easy to visualise...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:12,
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Er, kind of...sort of...ish
Essentially yes.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:56,
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Is this like the first thread where you've admitted that?
If so then congratulations to you too. Admitting it is the first step ,)
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:59,
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The next is kids, then marriage
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:00,
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Shut it you
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:06,
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Actually, from your last pics, you might be only a few months away from step two.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:07,
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Think very carefully before you go any further with this post.
I'm this close to being phenomenally offended
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:09,
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I saw your pics
I think he's being sarcastic
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:11,
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Thanks Amberl :)
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:17,
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That she even doubted my liberal use of sarcasm means she deserves a slap.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:18,
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That appears to be the b3tan romance way!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:08,
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Aha thanks
This is enough steps for a very long time I think.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:05,
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Finally she admits it
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:00,
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You've well rigged that to just be my posts.
I don't know how... but I bet you have
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:08,
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The number in the link is your ID
Change it to 55555 and you'd get Spikeypickle's posts.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:08,
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DONT GIVE AWAY MY SECRETS CUNT
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PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:09,
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HA
HA
HA
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:10,
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See below
*reflects laughter back in your face*
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PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:11,
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Ahhh, cheers.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:09,
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I didn't need to though
this is everyones on every board.
b3ta.com/search/posts?q=%22not+boyfriend%22
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PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:10,
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Only the first four.
And only because everyone kept insisting.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:16,
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That's your own fault for being so defensive
anyway I'm glad you're happy.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:18,
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I'M NOT DEFENSIVE I JUST DON'T LIKE LABELLING OKAY??
And thanks.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:21,
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congrats :-)
great news
alt: do you mean which would provide the greatest spectacle, or which do I think I could easily vanquish?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:48,
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Both
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:52,
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Alt: coconut crab
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:49,
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Congratulations!
Alt Q: A lobster without a doubt. It'd be a tough, but awesome fight.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:49,
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Rubberbands on or off?
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:52,
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Off, I rock the hardmode.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:54,
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You're brilliant.
A winkle.
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thealternativefact, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:49,
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I didn't know what a winkle looked like until just now. Excellent choice madam :)
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:52,
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Yay for winkles!
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thealternativefact, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:55,
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I'm going to talk about this for the millionth time today
I've written two articles this week, both of which have been really well received. Last night, my favourite blogger recommended my second article on Twitter, and sent me a message saying he really liked what I was writing and that he would plug my site on his blog soon. A couple of other bloggers that I really admire have also said they like it. I've put off writing the articles that I wanted to for ages because I didn't think I'd be as good as the people I read, so for them to say they like it is pretty fucking awesome.
Alt Q: It would have to be a shrimp. I don't fancy my chances against anything bigger.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:50,
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Your post contains the words 'blogger' and 'Twitter'
so I am afraid I have been unable to read it, on relgious grounds.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:55,
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That's fine
I don't expect anybody else to care, I just like seeing it written down. I have got validation from the internet.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:03,
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Ooops just threadstomped you.
Sorry.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:52,
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Terrible cunting there
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:53,
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Congratulations!
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PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:56,
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Yay you!
I would like to fight a mantis shrimp please. If I'm going to be taken out by a crustacean, I want one that can punch at 102,000m/s
2.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:59,
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well done for knowing what they are called
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:05,
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WELL DONE you!
also, you are coming to mine/rakky's bash aren't you? see calendar... pleeeeeeeease??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:02,
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Provisionally signed up as I'd love to meet you, just have to check I won't be working then
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:06,
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there will be a ladies bash and a curry before then i am sure
but would be amazing if you could come, hoorah.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:15,
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Congratulations!
I last punched the air Rocky style when I won an ebay bid. I live a sad sad life
Alt Q: I have no idea. Maybe a tiny crab so I could win
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:03,
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