A good old-fashioned vodka martini is very nice
But unfortunately vodka makes me act like a twat, so I have vowed never to drink it again.

Drinking games are for idiots, but I always enjoyed “Think while you drink” in my idiot days. or was it "Drink while you think"?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:41, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

At least the alcohol hasn't taken it's toll on your memory.

(TheColonel, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:46, Reply)

You can...um...say...that
again?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:58, Reply)

never play 'i never' with
the friends who know your secrets
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:46, Reply)

No one knows all my secrets.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Is that because you knock them out if you think you might be in danger of telling someone everything?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:02, Reply)

keep this the case
by never playing i never with a bunch of people who collectively know your secrets
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:06, Reply)

I guess.
I love playing it though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:08, Reply)

tell us about how it made you act like a twat
i find it impossible to imagine so this would amuse me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:47, Reply)

When mild-mannered Colonel Dracula drinks a vodka (or ten)
he becomes "LOUD OBNOXIOUS TWAT MAN"! Ever alert to the call to action!

"Help me Loud Obnoxious Twat Man!, my party is going too well, I need a loud obnoxious twat to ruin it for everyone"

"Stand back everyone, this is a job for LOUD OBNOXIOUS TWAT MAN!" *GLUG GLUG GLUG*

and that's why I wont be going back to Sweden for a while
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Does it make you lean on fence posts and give wrong directions to out-of-towners?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:50, Reply)

My in-bred zummerzet genes make me do that
now yew dont want to be startin' from 'ere...gow back the way yew came and turn left...or is it right?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:57, Reply)

That is a classic west country trait.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 17:59, Reply)

Do you drink vodka just before every time you post on here, then?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:00, Reply)

LEAVE COLONEL DRACULA ALONE!
i'm going home, byeee
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:03, Reply)