No
but my mental ex once texted a long and highly embarrassing message to my office, where it ended up on the answerphone, read out like a dispassionate robot for all to hear. It was just after we broke up and was an appeal to me to go back to her.

Luckily my staff assumed it was one of those automated sales messages and deleted it just as she was starting to talk about our 'amazing sex'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:54, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Haha, bravo!

(berk, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:59, Reply)

You made that up.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:07, Reply)

I wish.
It took me a minute to realise what the message was, luckily I wasn't referred to by name.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:10, Reply)

my first day as a letting agent, i was just 18
my first task was to write down the messages on the answerphone. the first message said... "this is a message for helen. i'd like her to suck the cheese out of my nob" and continued in this vein. i sat there for a good few mins wondering whether i should pass this on or not. ah, pissed-off tenants, gotta love them.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:07, Reply)

I had a similarly vitriolic email that had been caught by our filters
The intended recipient was pretty keen on getting it sent to him, thinking he'd made a sale. I tried to tell him that it wasn't the sort of message he thought it was, but no dice.

So he ended up with something like this in his mailbox:

"OK, here you go. I tried to warn you

Regards,
Tech Support

---------------

To: Sales Guy
From: Customer

Hi *Sales Guy*

Fuck you, you cunt. I hope you etc etc

Regards,

Customer"

Can you believe that I got into trouble for sending it to him?
( Kroney, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:11, Reply)