i don't really have a list!
the only two things that are essential to me are: we have got to make each other laugh and he has got to be intelligent. the rest is just filler!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:09, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You should audition people.
Get them to perform a little sketch and then sit and exam, if they pass, you'll consider letting them take you out for a drink.

I might sell the rights to ITV

'Swipe Wants Talent'

The winner can be decided by phone vote.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Haaave you met Ted Crow?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Ted Crow?
Isn't he the head of the railway union? Surely she should punch him rather than date him?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Bob Crow
but I'd happily see anyone with the actual surname Crow culled, just to be safe. the collateral damage would be a small price to pay for ridding the world of that cunt.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:36, Reply)

I'm trying to work out whether this is flattery or asteism

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:38, Reply)

*basks in the warm glow of an awesome word*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:39, Reply)

It's a fucking beauty.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:41, Reply)

It's flattery, as you'd surely fulfil her requirements
And it's a quote from HIMYM.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Well, thank you kindly.
(Though the HIMYM reference will be completely lost on me.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Don't think most people would get it, no worries!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 12:12, Reply)