ha these really are just the most recent
tip of the iceberg. if i could be arsed to trawl through my archive, there's some absolute peaches. there was one guy who asked me regularly what colour pants i was wearing, and another who said that i made him hard just from seeing the words "rachelswipe" and.... lather, rinse repeat!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:28, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

EEEEEEK!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:29, Reply)

I never get creepy gazzes
I need a more girly name me thinks
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:32, Reply)

and a considerably smaller vagina
Us blokes get intimidated
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:34, Reply)

IT HAS TEETH!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:50, Reply)

ouch

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:10, Reply)

I don't either
and I do have a fairly girly name
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:35, Reply)

you don't want them
most of them are funny, but one or two are a bit Wrong
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Oh, how quickly you've forgotten :(

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 14:50, Reply)