The woman I'm seeing gave me £200 today
that she blagged off her (apparently massively gay) ex-husband. I spent it all on XO cognac and when I'm really pissed up later I'm going to beat her kids up, just for lolz.

How about you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 18:05, 50 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I have a date for next Friday
It's the 14th
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 18:06, Reply)

I'm also seeing a girl that night

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 18:13, Reply)

a real one?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 18:14, Reply)

The14th is a real date.
As far as I know.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 18:16, Reply)

Fnar!
My 3rd date this year
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 18:18, Reply)

woah!
same person, or are you just a man-whore?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 18:21, Reply)

I may be a bit of a man-whore
It's these bloody mental womens, all they want is to get into my pants and I'm not really one for that
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 18:24, Reply)

oh, that is a shame

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 18:28, Reply)

Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a good shag as much as the next guy.
What I don't like is being fucked around by women pretending to want more when all they want is a fuckbuddy
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 18:31, Reply)

On the dating site I just get messages from guys
telling me I am pretty, but no indication that they have any interest in an actual conversation. Also they are usually from the Mediterranean (not sure why this is)

In real life, I am mocked and spat on by passersby
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 18:36, Reply)

Internet dating, I tried that before

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 18:44, Reply)

the alternative is interacting with real people
plus, you know, all their spit.

How do you trick so many ladies into dating you, then?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 18:45, Reply)

Apparently I'm attractive and well dressed
I genuinely have no idea how I end up with so many dates
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 18:49, Reply)

so why the hell are you on the internet
this is a place for shut-ins and freaks

get out
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 18:57, Reply)

People with real lives
Get tarred and feathered here.

Ride out of this town before the pony gets shot out from between your legs.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 19:07, Reply)

^ This
Get lost, desirable person.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 19:09, Reply)

Yeah!
Non-loser.

Y'alright, Bella?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 19:11, Reply)

Fucking brilliant mate
I've literally had one of the best days I ever could hope for.

How about you?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 19:18, Reply)

Cricket was fantastic
Best day ever is a BIG claim.

Explain?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 19:21, Reply)

Will gaz, very long and boasty.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 19:22, Reply)

Fine
'cos I just ain't gonna do that Facebook thang...

Each to their own, but I just don't think it'd enrich my life.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 19:24, Reply)

Persistent pandering.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 18:59, Reply)

I did some work.
Read some journals.
Will have daal in a bit.

My life is totally enthralling.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 18:08, Reply)

It is my birthday on Monday.
So this weekend I shall be despondent.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 18:10, Reply)

Oh man, does that mean that Lusty is free tonight? It's just that I've got the new Street Fighter and it would be ace to have someone to play it with.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 18:10, Reply)

Oh man, you've got to check this recipy out, sooooo good.
sirius.2kat.net/fondue.html
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 18:12, Reply)

Today I met the man of my dreams
travelled to far and distant lands and written a best selling novel.

Wait, no. I went to work then got INTERNET BULLIED
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 18:12, Reply)

I'll help you beat up the kids
for some of the cognac
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 18:12, Reply)

Be honest. If asked, you'd beat those kids up for nothing, wouldn't you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 18:15, Reply)

Well naturally
but getting some cognac out of it is a good deal
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 18:24, Reply)

I had proper whiskey the other night.
It was quite nice, actually. I was just too drunk to want too much and anyway there was chocolate gin.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 18:15, Reply)

I love single malt.
Only the good ones mind, none of this Irish muck.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 18:19, Reply)

you'll have to drink it with me some time

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 18:24, Reply)

I'm never drinking again
/amusingly enough, is autocomplete
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 18:29, Reply)

Chocolate Gin
I found a shop that sells it.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 19:20, Reply)

Ambs ! have some pride, get the cognac first or he'll never respect you.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 18:26, Reply)

Don't worry Gonz
I always get the goods first
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 18:35, Reply)

How many kids do you get to batter?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 18:14, Reply)

depends how many fit
in the deep fat fryer
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 18:18, Reply)

Man I'm gutted my mum finally divorced the old man and is shacking up with some
ancient old rocker dude who has already swiped my weed. Plus I think he is gonna hit me!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 18:23, Reply)

You alright Bob?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 18:32, Reply)

I'm gonna be consoling my best mate Frazer
His ex has done him over for 200 notes, and he suspects that his kids are being abused. He wants to top himself :(((
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 18:25, Reply)

GAY?!
I only wish!! Would have been a standard level of depravity!
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 18:27, Reply)

I'd be more upset at Bob claiming to be your child than being called gay.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 18:31, Reply)

Don't know Bob
but I'm sure you're right
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 19:03, Reply)

Jeff's right.
Jeff's always right.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 19:06, Reply)

I'll take your word for it
I believe anything...
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 19:14, Reply)

In that case
I'd like to inform you that I am the queen of the motherfucking world. Fetch me some wine, underling.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 7 Jan 2011, 19:19, Reply)

Will do!
If some airline can make me deliever it for free!
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 19:28, Reply)

I'm going to beat mine just because you posted this.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 18:34, Reply)