Yes, mostly, thankyou
I haven't felt that wound up in a looooong time. I will feel even more calm later when I have one of my bimonthly smokes.
Hows you, Noely Noel?
(berk, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:52, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh dear lord, not you too !
Self murder via the means of illegal drugs is prolific around here !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:57, Reply)

Drug-free here uncle Gonz
What's my reward? Funding for a community-based arts project?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:00, Reply)

Good lass !
I don't get this thing when you hear teens saying "I never stollen anything, I never taken any real drugs, I'm 16 and don't have a kid"..... like they want an award for not doing the things they're not supposed to do in the first place.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:02, Reply)

I once put my shopping into a hessian Tesco bag,
and when I got home I realised I hadn't scanned the bag.
So I'd stolen it. But I didn't mean to.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:05, Reply)

You drink and smoke and you eat food that's bad for you
tell me exactly how a £40 a year weed 'habit', if habit it can be called, is any worse for me than, for instance, any of the things above? It isn't. I'm a biologist and I know exactly what weed and alcohol do to the body, and I really don't think I have anything to worry about. Are you by some miracle more informed than I am on this matter? I find it unlikely.
(berk, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:01, Reply)

It's a slipperly slope berk
A £40 a year habit could easily grow for a £45 a year habit or more.

You need help.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:03, Reply)

I probably spend more than that on chocolate for fucks sake
in fact...that's less than a quid a week, so I definitely spend more on chocolate than on weed.
(berk, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:04, Reply)

So you get really bad munchies?
berk, this ADDICTION is SERIOUS.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:07, Reply)

No, I just eat that much chocolate anyway
a quid a week on chocolate really isn't that much!
(berk, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:10, Reply)

A bullet can cost less than £40, and that can also kill.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:10, Reply)

So can smoking cigarettes, drinking booze and eating fatty foods
what exactly is the point you're trying to make here?
(berk, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:11, Reply)

I wasn't making any point, it was an off-the-cuff jokey comment that you bit at (and one I've made 100s of times) and then you felt the need to justify yourself for some reason.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:13, Reply)

You mean you make jokes?
You mean you, Mum, Barbara and your cousin weren't outside BGB's that time?
You're a FRAUD.
I bet your bleeding mother isn't even going to take me the pics and buy me jelly worms is she?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:20, Reply)

Yeh', but if she refers to you as her daughter, she means it in a friendly way, rather than because I told her we're getting hitched.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:39, Reply)

Should I bring my wedding planning book with me?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:47, Reply)

That would be great, do you mind if I borrow it first so I can cut out pictures of my head and selotape them over other people's heads and verious points?
Oh god, I've thought up of a great NSFW blog post.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:57, Reply)

But I guess you're right, popular opinion in the medical comunity, espeically the mental health side of things, is probably wrong anyway.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:11, Reply)

Oh, I agree with you
that long term, heavy use of marijuana, particularly skunk, will affect your mental health. But two spliffs a month? Christ, I take a bigger risk by cycling in to work every day.
(berk, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:14, Reply)

I think anything in too much excess on a regular basis is bad for anyone.
I think it's well documented that if you're prone to mental illness, then even the once can be enough.

I'll be honest, I really don't care, personally I don't like the stuff, but I also don't like Tuna and loads of people eat tuna.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:26, Reply)

Don't get all blasé about tuna abuse now Gonz
With your lax attitude you're inadvertently endorsing it to the kiddies
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:28, Reply)

Blasé ? Like the blaséing squad? Oh my dear sweet lord, I think we've uncovered an entire drugs culture in modern rap music !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:34, Reply)

*burns cds*
*stops burning cds in case I get high on the fumes*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Hahahahahahahaha.
That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:14, Reply)

Oh, are bullets more expensive than that? I donno, never tried to buy one.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Ah, but the pen is mightier than the sword!
Oh, you mentioned bullets, not swords.
And we're typing, not writing.
Oh boy I've ballsed up here now haven't I Gonz.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:17, Reply)

The main thing is that you're not murdering yourself on a bimonthly period, while helping the downfall of society.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:20, Reply)

No, but I might make a skirt next week.
I know how to be dangerous.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:22, Reply)

Double pleet?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:28, Reply)

Oh not yet. Too much for me.
You some kind of pleat dealer??
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:29, Reply)

Nah', I'm a bit like Puff Daddy (oh good, do you think that's where his name comes from? ___DRUGS??!??!?!__ ? Oh god, I bought his album, I'm funding a druglord !!)
... in the respect that I only tell people I'm a Dealer, but I'm not really.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:33, Reply)

Uh huh
we'll see which of us gets lung cancer first, shall we?
(berk, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:23, Reply)

Maybe none of us will have to get lung cancer if you* wern't "Smoking the wacky backy" and getting "well gnarlly" every two weeks.... and did the job my** money is paying for !
* and by you, I mean the entire biological, phamacutical and medical comunty.
** and by that, I mean, the entire country, in tax form.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:31, Reply)

Gonz that is bloody ridiculous. Weed is no worse than cigarettes and alcOhol

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 22:45, Reply)

Good mate ta, good news today, fucking batty houseguest and chicken wings makes for a good day.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 19:58, Reply)

Sounds like it's all sunshine and roses with you :)
lucky git. I take it you're putting Poppet up currently?
(berk, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:08, Reply)

Yup, she's considerably more mental than she makes out to be on here.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:09, Reply)

Somehow, I have no trouble believing that...

(berk, Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:12, Reply)

thanks guys. Feeling the love here.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 8 Jan 2011, 20:13, Reply)