I went to work for an hour and a half, ate lots of chorizo, then went to the pub in clapham
We failed to find the pub we were supposed to go to since google maps doesn't always like my phone and people we asked for directions tried to persuade us to go to a different pub entirely.

Yesterday I found the holy grail of greengrocers. They sell the enormous sweet red peppers at a stupidly cheap price and they taste fantastic :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:11, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Could you do curry on the 22nd?
(hello)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:18, Reply)

(Hello)
Can't do it, I'm working that weekend
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Gash

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Your mum
We're doing word association right?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:25, Reply)

hahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Your face

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Are you coming on to me?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:33, Reply)

to
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:38, Reply)

This whole 'dinner' lark is most irksome to arrange.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:24, Reply)

It's ok, there's too many shitcunts coming to this one, looks more like a bash than a night out at Tayyabs now
I'll go some other time
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:26, Reply)

I went on Saturday, it was magic.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Fine, whatevs

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Hang on
How many people are coming, and who are they?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Just us two, Bert and old Chinny, so far.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Bert is not my wife

(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:39, Reply)

That's because the students haven't woken up yet ,)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Oh he's not inviting students is he?
I fucking hate students.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:41, Reply)

They're a disgrace!

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:49, Reply)

What a coincidence
I hate students as well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:56, Reply)

If you invite edmund I'll come as well.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:46, Reply)

He's on standby.
He said he might have to work if there's, say, a terrorist attack or something, so he couldn't commit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Ok, well I'll gaz him and ask him to pick me up in one of his helicopters
I can't be bothered to get the train.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:52, Reply)

You definitely should have gone with the benevolent (well, ish) dictator approach on this one, I reckon.
(room for one more, BTW?)
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Sure.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:38, Reply)

I told him
Did I not tell you, Monty?
( Kroney, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:39, Reply)

You told me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Cat herding isn't in it, mate.

( Kroney, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Haha, shit phone, gutted.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:31, Reply)

My friend's iphone was no better either Gonz!

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:34, Reply)