I'm getting married in September

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:13, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hurrah for this!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:14, Reply)

unfortunately shitty industry has meant that my mrs hasn't got a payrise despite becoming a chartered structural engineer
and so we can only just afford the wedding, with saving hard from basically last may until september, and can't afford a honeymoon.

this may sound like our wedding is really expensive but it isn't. We're trying to do up our house at the same time, as well as live more than a shitty pauper's existence.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:17, Reply)

I think ours cost in total £8000
and we got £5000 compensation for horse related wedding shenanigans.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:18, Reply)

I suspect ours will be a similar figure all told

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:22, Reply)

I'm going to hire a masked gunman at my wedding to shoot one of the uncles that nobody _really_ cares about on her side of the family....
... the criminal constipation should then cover all the costs, it's a win-win really.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:25, Reply)

You're going to hire Theresa McQueen?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:31, Reply)

COURT CASE THIS WEEK !
Oh man, that's gonna be good, do you reckon Camel is going to crack?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Instead of gifts, get people to chuck money towards your honeymoon
Most weddings I went to last year did this, and they all went on amazing trips.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Or failing that
just go somewhere nice for 1 or 2 nights then have your honeymoon as a 1st anniversary present to each other
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:20, Reply)

this is likely what we will be doing

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:21, Reply)

We went to York for a night
as our daughter was only 18 months and we didnt want to leave her. We then all went to Centreparcs and it was cool
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:22, Reply)

we'll probably spend a few days in St Ives
shortly after the wedding I would've though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:23, Reply)

I don't want that though
I'm not much of a traveller anyway, and would rather have a load of nice stuff that will last me a long time.

I have a really hard time committing to spending money on a holiday
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Fairy muff!
I love traveling, but I'm usually too lazy and shit at saving to go on my adventures.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:22, Reply)

I don't care for the actual travelling aspect of it
planes, trains, buses etc. I find them horribly uncomfortable and strangely stressful.

I also have a hard time sleeping in my own incredibly comfortable bed, so inevitably end up sleep deprived when I go away for a period.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Fuck that shit
he wants stuff. LOADS OF STUFF! We've already established this.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:24, Reply)

To carry on b3tan wedding tradition
I'm going to photoshop and frame a picture of him fucking your bread maker.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:25, Reply)

You didn't make me a wedding photo did you!?
You cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Nor me - twat

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:32, Reply)

Nor Tightly
But then i wasn't invited to either wedding. I won't be invited to Vipros' either, but I have an empty frame at home and it'll only go to waste.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:33, Reply)

huzzah!
if you are especially awesome to me in the next 9 months then you may get invited....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:41, Reply)

*questioning look*
You don't want b3tans at your wedding...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:42, Reply)

believe me, you couldn't be worse than the guy who will be my best man

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:45, Reply)

FUCK YEAH

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:26, Reply)

......at the moment, lot's of things can happen in between....................
just joking pal. First beach trip of 2011 coming up soon. I'm going to try the new kite out.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:17, Reply)

slacker
I was surfing on new years day
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Good man, my friend has just bought himself 5mm everything as he thought
he was going to have a heart attack at puttsborough over christmas
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:23, Reply)

I bought a £50 pair of wetsuit boots on the way home from surfing the wednesday before new years
because my feet were so cold they hurt. a lot.

amazing investment.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:25, Reply)

I like the hoods but they are a bit gimpy!!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:27, Reply)

they fuck with your balance a bit
I tend to wear one, but have it round my neck most of the time. Only put it on if I have to charge through a load of waves, or if it gets particularly cold.

my wetsuit, boots and gloves are all fucking top-notch though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 14:42, Reply)