I never saw it
how bad is bad
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:26, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You know the food at Nando's?
it's worse
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:27, Reply)

i've never been to one
please work on your comparisons
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Comparetherestaurants.com
Simples.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:33, Reply)

Ok, you know the pizza & pasta deal they do at pizza hut
it's a bit bland but fills a space?

It's worse.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:33, Reply)

i like that stuff, though
I am not at all classy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:39, Reply)

No, I don't know anything about that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Ok, you know when you're honking on your crack pipe
and it turns out to be crushed up mothballs?

It's worse.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:42, Reply)

No, I don't know anything about that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:42, Reply)

Ok, you know when you're mainlining H into a vein in your groin?
well anyway...It's not a very good film.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:47, Reply)

Weren't you talking about Nando's, not films?
Or am I missing something here?
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:56, Reply)

Ok, you know when you mistake hot paprika for sweet paprika when creating a dusting for your home made nachos using deep fried tortillas?
It's not quite as bad as that, but almost.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 18:16, Reply)

Ok, you know when you've got a time machine and you're going to a Semisonic concert but you've timed it so they haven't invented the "Feeling Strangely Fine" album yet?
It's on par with that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 18:22, Reply)

I like the food at Nando's...
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:31, Reply)

SPEAK UP, WHAT WAS THAT?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:31, Reply)

*coughs* nothing...
In food, as with many things, I have low standards. I am therefore preparing myself to be BLOWN AWAY by Tayyabs. I have yet to receive my invite, however :P
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:36, Reply)

No-one has. I'm awaiting a confirmation of availability from Mrs Al.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:37, Reply)

Well, if you will insist on inviting a couple of which the husband requires that the restaurant order in a carpenter to reinforce the furniture...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:39, Reply)

_Al_ is still waiting on confirmation of the avaliabilitty of Mrs Al.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 18:17, Reply)

You're in the midlands aren't you?
In which case, I'd imagine there are much better curries locally.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:37, Reply)

Probably
however, and we've discussed this before, I don't have anyone to go with and I'm buggered if I'm going to sit in a restaurant or pub on my tod.
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Get a take out.
And eat it at home with your storage heaters for company.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:40, Reply)

I do, very occasionally
but it seems a bit of an extravagance when it's just me.
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:42, Reply)

What do you usually order?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Chicken kashmiri
(which is like a korma only tastier adn a bit spicier) pilau and a peshwari naan.
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:47, Reply)

Urgh.
Why don't you just eat some Christmas cake and be done with it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 18:07, Reply)

You would imagine wrongly.
The vast majority of south asian immigrants in the Midlands are from the Bangladesh region - famed for poverty, not cuisine.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:41, Reply)

Unlike the rest of the asian community, who are famed for their ability to work in call centres?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:43, Reply)

'Ability'
are you sure?
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:46, Reply)

True.
I've started having fun with them though these days.

When they call and say 'Am I speaking with Mr DogFucker?' and then say 'This is Dave from Orange' (or some other company with an overseas call centre), I've started to insist they call me 'Sanjay' for the duration of the call.

If they ask 'why?' I usually say that if he can make up a name for the purpose of the call, there should be no reason why I can't make one up either.

I get fewer calls these days.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:50, Reply)

Haha!
Nice work there. I don't ever really get those calls, but if I did I think I'd try that.
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:54, Reply)

berk likes Nando's though.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Well i'll just shut the fuck up then

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:35, Reply)

I've never been there.
berk seems to think the food is 'nommy' you don't.

What is wrong with the food?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:35, Reply)

I found it to be bland and inoffensive
even with all their available sauces
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:37, Reply)

So it isn't peri nice?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:38, Reply)

*facepalms*

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:40, Reply)

Sorry. That wasn't peri good,

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:41, Reply)

That's just the same joke repeated
who do you think you are? That scottish git from 'Mock the week'?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:44, Reply)

hahaha
Peri-nuff comment you've made.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Ch4 will commission a "comedy" show for you

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:48, Reply)

I might win a Per(r)i-er award.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:51, Reply)

I'm going to shoot you
right in the face
( Kroney, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:56, Reply)

You know 'the internet'?


Please leave it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:58, Reply)

I love it when you ask me to leave the Internet.
Because I know that secretly, you smiled before you posted.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 18:01, Reply)

smiled wanked and shouted the lord's prayer
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 18:05, Reply)

There's nothing secret about an LPW, believe me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 18:09, Reply)

it's piri you mutt fucker

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 18:29, Reply)

Like I give a shit, you nonce.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 18:31, Reply)

I love it when you talk dirty
Arrrroooooooooo
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 18:36, Reply)

Did you see that Henry is back training with Arsenal?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 18:42, Reply)

yes mate
got a little excited. I wonder if we could have him back for a month or two?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 18:43, Reply)