That is the first time I've ever heard a woman make that complaint.
Sorry, that is far too crude
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 18:06, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Pffft!
Filth. I certainly wouldn't complain if it were that kind of sopping wet, however I'd probably be so surprised at someone having shown more than an incredibly fleeting interest that you'd not be able to access my fanny because my jaw would be in the way.
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 18:10, Reply)

What a weird mental imagine that is.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 18:12, Reply)

A women who could auto-errrrrrr-cunilinguate?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 18:13, Reply)

*adds to dictionary*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 18:14, Reply)

*fist pumps*
YEAH!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 18:18, Reply)

In a 'her jaw dropped in astonishment' kind of way
Not a 'i actually have a really freakish anatomy' kind of way.
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 18:16, Reply)

Don't try and pretend you don't like to have a little nibble of your bean
at the end of a hard day.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 18:18, Reply)

If I could somehow manage that
I suspect I would complain about things a lot less often.
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 18:21, Reply)

Except maybe, backache?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 18:22, Reply)

or the taste of minge

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 18:23, Reply)

Nowt wrong with that.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 18:26, Reply)

"Ooooh, my necks really sore today, I knew I should have stopped after two orgasms last night
but they're just so moreish"
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 18:23, Reply)

Well the original mental imagine is still there.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 18:19, Reply)

Well, it's your brain
Blame it, not me.
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 18:23, Reply)

I really feel that a new meme has been born here
and from now on you are the girl that can autocunnilinguate
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 18:25, Reply)