Absolutely livid
Car's fucked again, people won't stop fucking phoning with their asinine tech "problems" whilst I'm trying to sort out something important (ie my non-work-related shit) AND I'm getting ranted at by the woman.

Why do people at work constantly bother me to do my job? Can't they see I'm busy?
( Kroney, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:12, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Have you tried switching your car off, and then turning it back on again?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:13, Reply)

I suspect it's more a driver problem

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:16, Reply)

I wonder if his car has Windows?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Maybe he should try Car-Alt-Del
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(TheColonel, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Or replace the rear of the car.
I understand this process is known as 're-booting'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:28, Reply)

I'm tyred of these puns.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(TheColonel, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:31, Reply)

*Sobs and wails*
Ohh, I've had a breakdown.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Where's (the) AA when you need (them) him?

(TheColonel, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Datsun new one on me.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:35, Reply)

You need a boot up the backside
EDIT: How's that for fucking timing!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Well done son.
Happy candle day.

iiiii
[==]

That's a cake by the way.
Obviously.
(TheColonel, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:36, Reply)

TYVM!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Random shut-downs
are usually attributable to over-heating via poor breathing problems. Oh how I wish it were just a knackered CPU fan.

In this case, though, I've got roughly three miles of vac hose, twelve or so valves, two filters and a turbo to troubleshoot.
( Kroney, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:38, Reply)

I don't get it.

(TheColonel, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:39, Reply)

It wasn't as good as your car-alt-del post.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:40, Reply)

I'm just going to have to monitor my posts

( Kroney, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:42, Reply)

You should have said
"I'm just going to have to engine management system my posts"
(TheColonel, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Oh, you're doing car puns
I did a computer one. I see what happened there.
( Kroney, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:45, Reply)

sadface
i was trying both but failed with my last one.
(TheColonel, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:46, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nothing is.
(TheColonel, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:42, Reply)