I've got a real spring in my step today.
Just thought I'd share that.

How are you feeling today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:37, 166 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm working a thoroughly depressing case
So not too chipper.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Fucking fantastic, thank you, JTDF.

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:38, Reply)

VERY POPULAR

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:42, Reply)

because you're top of the /talk board?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:49, Reply)

He got voted to the top
with a suicide threat. Sounds popular to me.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:51, Reply)

It's been ages since I've been there, beggars can't be choosers

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:52, Reply)

I've been top of both /talk and /offtopics popular pages at the same time 3 times now.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:52, Reply)

You're very very popular

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:54, Reply)

online

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:00, Reply)

you're definitely "the man"

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:54, Reply)

shitting breeze blocks
stage 2 job interview.
i've convinced the designers, that's cool. now i have to convince HR droids. judging by the 107 page 'personality assesment test' i had to complete last night, this MIGHT not be that easy.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Just select answer 'a' for everything.
It'll show you are someone who doesn't like wasting time.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:43, Reply)

107 pages
are you serious?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:45, Reply)

feeling good.
I've plucked my eyebrows, done my nails, and I'm watching Supernanny. :D
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:44, Reply)

get you
: )
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:57, Reply)

I know, I haven't done much more then that, in fairness.
I've got a load of washing almost done too.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:58, Reply)

I can't watch supernanny
without thinking "Just give it a fucking smack!".

I am turning into my mother.

Actually, on reflection, I think that boat has very much sailed.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Your mum sounds like a wanchor etc etc etc

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:04, Reply)

You're only getting a click for that once
And that time has mast.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Pffft what the fuck is that doing on the popular page?
*holds head in hands*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:13, Reply)

I feel physically bad
But mentally pretty good - I'm having a very successful day in the office.

Even though I feel scratchy, hot, cold, tired and impatient.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:44, Reply)

I'm hungry
But aside from that I'm in a pretty good mood. Had a fantastically hot shower this morning, so that made me pretty happy, and I got to spend an extra 20 minutes in bed.

Is Crufts in town again or something?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Sadly not.
*Checks calendar for the next dog show*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Mildly hung over, also cross.
So you can fuck off.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Not bad considering
I had to remove the entire contents of the living room last night, remove the carpet from there and the bathroom and then paint the entire bathroom. I ache all over but feel strangely smug about it. Interviewing for a new post here today which may taint my mood somewhat but at least I have brought my lunch (unlike yesterday)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:50, Reply)

had about 15 emails saying how brilliant my scary presentation was last night
and i didn't even have to send any of them to myself. so this has cheered me right up.

my boss bollocked me for texting too much at work. this has depressed me right back down...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Can't you just text people when you go and get your lunch?
Rather than spending your working day texting?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:56, Reply)

i don't do lunch these days
new years resolution and all that...

vipros..... don't make me tell you to cock off....... neither of us wants that......

b3th - no, stupid security...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:06, Reply)

So is your phone buzzing away with people texting you
and are you getting all anxious that you can't reply?

The torture.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Is there a meal you actually do eat?
I'm sure you said you rarely ate breakfast or dinner, and now no lunch either?
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:22, Reply)

I reckon Swipe is really a camel.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:27, Reply)

i am forcing myself to have a cereal bar (alpen light are good, 70 cals and they have fudge in them)
for breakfast and fresh orange or grape juice every day.

then either lunch or dinner, not both. and the gym. lots of gym.

tonight is the amazing greek place, so it is worth skipping lunch for, hell yeah.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:31, Reply)

do you actually do any work
between being on here and texting?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:58, Reply)

well done
and have you thought of using your phone to email clients? Then if he catches you, just say you're working.

Or tell him to cock off, cos your presentation ROCKED!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:59, Reply)

I feel like you know when you've just hit a golf ball in that sweet spot or made perfect popcorn and maybe accidentally took the lid off a little early so a few popped and shot across the kitchen and made a small orphan laugh in times of sorrow
or you managed to get that juggle throw just right or you remembered what an Asus6 feels like without having to look it up or you booked a big exciting trip or someone buys you a book that means something to both of you but no-one else knows why you're grinning like an idiot or when you get that marinade just right or a repeat of an old episode of Cops you recognise comes on the TV just when you were about to go to bed or when you jump in icy puddles and they make that satisfying crunchy sound or when you're lying on your back on the side of a hill and the sun's shining but the sky is full of little puffy clouds and you see a little baby Hitler shape in the cotton-wool sky.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Gonz?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:52, Reply)

You forgot the bit about kicking piles of leaves in the autumn sun.

(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:52, Reply)

that bad eh?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:55, Reply)

I'm shit at golf, burn popcorn, can't juggle
Asus make computers, I rarely read, can't cook, don't watch tv and it's grey outside.
Am in the midst of planning canyoning and a bungee jump in Scotland though, and stomping on icy puddles is always fun.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:55, Reply)

At the risk of making myself sound more spack-handed than I am
if I can juggle, then anyone can.
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:55, Reply)

I can't
following my hideous juggling accident of '00
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:56, Reply)

This is why I never juggle sharpened flaming cocks.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:57, Reply)

I was juggling balls
just got the hang of it and I smacked my elbow on the corner of an overhead kitchen cupboard. Left a triangular dent about 5mm deep in my elbow between bones.

Must have hit a nerve or something because it hurt like a bitch and my hand was spasming about the place.

Not juggled since.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Balls, eh?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:01, Reply)

predictable, eh?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:02, Reply)

I've tried for a total of about 5 minutes over my whole life
It's not something I'm that bothered about though. I'm really struggling to find anything I'm motivated to do, which is very annoying.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:57, Reply)

I have no idea how you can be so awesome yet so horribly shit at the same time.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:57, Reply)

A surprising compliment, cheers!
I'm good at other things though, such as sniping in FPS games, sword fighting and, erm, having awesome hair.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:59, Reply)

I'm a sniper too.
I'd much rather be camped in some clever overlook with one bullet and my crosshairs on a mark 800m away than charging through crossfire loosing a thousand rounds per minute.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Damn right!
Though I'm going airsofting next month, and sniping with air rifles is only slightly more effective than sniping with a shuttlecock and badminton racket.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:02, Reply)

I've not heard of that before, sounds good.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Going to a site down south
Here with some friends who are in to it. They went to a 200 player event in a MOD training village site in Wales once, and people had vehicle mounted BB miniguns! Some people spent multiple thousands of pounds on kit...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:08, Reply)

I'm sure your mates have you sorted for kit, but if you want to borrow any of my gear give me a shout.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Have you got a vehicle-mounted minigun?
If so, I'm in.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Not yet, sadly.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Sweet, cheers!
I'm buying a face mask and knee pads, but probably loaning a shop AK47.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:14, Reply)

face mask? knee pads?
surely all you need is some camo trousers, no shirt and a headband?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:21, Reply)

This is no place for your sordid fantasies.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:22, Reply)

No shirt?
There's a chance he'd blind the opposition at close range I suppose, but it's not like he'd be able to hide anywhere.

/pot kettle blah blah blah
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Normally, yes
But having done paintball topless once, I think I'll stick to a bit of comfort.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:24, Reply)

It's basically paintballing without the paint, yes?

(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Hurts less per hit, but you get hit a lot more.
Because BBs are much, much cheaper than paintballs.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:22, Reply)

I'd love to have a go
between us a few friends and I had a collection of pistols and a shotgun and used to have gunfights occasionally.

I've lost my Beretta somewhere though :-(

I assume you use the gas powered ones for this though?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Electric almost always

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:25, Reply)

my experience of the electric ones is that they were much weaker and therefore less accurate
might just have been a cheapy one though

My spring powered pistol hurt like a bitch if you got shot with it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:26, Reply)

These guns start at 100 quid minimum usually
I had a spring Glock 17 (same model as used in the Arizona shootings, fact fans) that also hurt like hell if you got hit by it, but it's range wasn't too hot.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:28, Reply)

that will explain it.
I'm remembering all the fun times I had with my pistol now and wishing not only that I still had it, but that I was going with you to shoot the shit out of people.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Well one day ye, me, Wookie and Noel will have to go along to one

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:31, Reply)

I would love the opportunity to shoot all 3 of you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:33, Reply)

I am in.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:35, Reply)

My electric MP5 fires at about 315fps.
That'll give you a hickey if it hits exposed skin, take out a tooth at close range if you're unlucky. A friend has a spring powered rifle that fires at about 430fps but he's not allowed to shoot it at anyone closer than 10 metres.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:29, Reply)

nice

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:30, Reply)

The tooth thing is why I'm buying a full face mask
Rather than just wearing goggles.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Will you bandaging your nipples as well,
or are they ok now?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:35, Reply)

They're ok now
Thanks for asking.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Electric is the way to go if you want full auto - SMGs, assault rifles, heavy machine guns and the like.
Gas for the shinier pistols, springs for sniper rifles and shotguns.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Gas blowback full auto assault rifles are a thing of beauty
The sound they make is awesome
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:51, Reply)

A mate has a ridiculous RPK
which he has deliberately fucked up slightly so that it makes a terrifying amount of noise.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Oooh, does it have a silencer with the end cap taken off?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Plus the guns tend to be fully automatic
Or at least capable of it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:24, Reply)

So it should be called 'balling'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Shop gun might be your best bet because they'll replace it if it breaks,
saves you sitting out for an hour and fiddling with screwdrivers and shit. I've got a BDU, holsters etc though. And a massive helmet, naturally.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:21, Reply)

I've seen your massive shiny helmet
I have camo gear, plus a combat vest already but cheers!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Word to the wise,
try and blag some extra mags if you're renting. Especially if the rules involve any attempt at realism.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:32, Reply)

I'll try to do just that

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:38, Reply)

I carry 2x470 round mags,
1000 bb speedloader and a 3600 bb bag with me.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:43, Reply)

I know nothing of airsofting

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:42, Reply)

Hallmark called
The job's yours.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Woohoo!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Tired and sore mainly
I wish I had a more interesting explanation for this than having stayed up too late and done too much exercise.
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:51, Reply)

*there there*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:56, Reply)

ya right
done too much exercise foolishly tried to insert a bicycle in my hoohaa.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:58, Reply)

*snort*
I would have laughed more if I didn't have a bruised fannybone though.
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:07, Reply)

I feel shit

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Why?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:58, Reply)

fuck all sleep last night
and over the the last week or so.

This has made me feel tired and a bit sick, and melancholy, and has lead to me being more than usually bothered by things.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Right with you there brother
I'm not sure if my shattered sleep patterns is causing, caused by or merely correlating with my unusually and infuriatingly low mood.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:00, Reply)

lack of sleep does make you more prone to feeling down about things
currently I'm all "shit, if my company continues to lose money this year I might lose my job, this will severely impact my ability to get married and to keep my house"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:02, Reply)

But feeling down and having depressing thoughts rolling around in your head
Means I can hardly sleep. Vicious cycle innit bruv.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:04, Reply)

trudat

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:06, Reply)

bah, stop cocking up the chevon!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:07, Reply)

I'm sure you have plenty of friends in Stratford
but if you're ever bored and grumpy, chances are I'm at home being exactly the same. Give me a shout and I'll come for a pint or something.
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:06, Reply)

I'll give you a shout for sure
You're welcome to crash at mine.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:09, Reply)

YOU FUCKING CUNT

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Quel domage

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:11, Reply)

I'd say you're both
Welcome to come to mine, but then I realised you actually live quite far. About 150 miles isn't it?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:12, Reply)

To oxford?!
It's just over an hour from me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:12, Reply)

I have never claimed
That geography is my strong suit
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Erm no?!
it's about 65 miles, straight down the m4-something. About 90 minutes.
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:19, Reply)

M40 - A34
For you, add M6 - M42 before that becomes the M40.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:21, Reply)

please see above as regards geography

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Cool
and cheers :)
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:20, Reply)

And likewise, if you're bored drop me a text

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:22, Reply)

chevron indeed
always a bright side
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Still chevron

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:06, Reply)

I know the feeling
Last night was my own fault though. Didn't help that when I finally dozed off I was woken by the fire alarm
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:05, Reply)

It's the only thing that gets him off nowadays
Apart from my mum.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Me too fuck these happy people

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:01, Reply)

I feel fine and dandy thank you very much mister J
After an extended period of not very well-ness, mr b3th is up and at'em, and has gone off to work.

Me and Biscuit are lounging. I'm supposed to be ironing today, but meh.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Ironing is so last decade
Just blast things with a hot hairdryer as and when you need them.
Now pop a DVD on and snuggle up to my four-legged nephew.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Tired. Jeff, don't say anything about the time I went to bed.
I also have my first lecture this afternoon. I STILL HAVE ESSAYS DAMN YOU!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:10, Reply)

*tuts*
Well, I did warn you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:13, Reply)

You do have my best interests at heart.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:15, Reply)

I'm all heart.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Absolutely livid
Car's fucked again, people won't stop fucking phoning with their asinine tech "problems" whilst I'm trying to sort out something important (ie my non-work-related shit) AND I'm getting ranted at by the woman.

Why do people at work constantly bother me to do my job? Can't they see I'm busy?
( Kroney, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Have you tried switching your car off, and then turning it back on again?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:13, Reply)

I suspect it's more a driver problem

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:16, Reply)

I wonder if his car has Windows?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Maybe he should try Car-Alt-Del
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(TheColonel, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Or replace the rear of the car.
I understand this process is known as 're-booting'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:28, Reply)

I'm tyred of these puns.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(TheColonel, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:31, Reply)

*Sobs and wails*
Ohh, I've had a breakdown.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Where's (the) AA when you need (them) him?

(TheColonel, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Datsun new one on me.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:35, Reply)

You need a boot up the backside
EDIT: How's that for fucking timing!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Well done son.
Happy candle day.

iiiii
[==]

That's a cake by the way.
Obviously.
(TheColonel, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:36, Reply)

TYVM!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Random shut-downs
are usually attributable to over-heating via poor breathing problems. Oh how I wish it were just a knackered CPU fan.

In this case, though, I've got roughly three miles of vac hose, twelve or so valves, two filters and a turbo to troubleshoot.
( Kroney, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:38, Reply)

I don't get it.

(TheColonel, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:39, Reply)

It wasn't as good as your car-alt-del post.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:40, Reply)

I'm just going to have to monitor my posts

( Kroney, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:42, Reply)

You should have said
"I'm just going to have to engine management system my posts"
(TheColonel, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Oh, you're doing car puns
I did a computer one. I see what happened there.
( Kroney, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:45, Reply)

sadface
i was trying both but failed with my last one.
(TheColonel, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:46, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nothing is.
(TheColonel, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:42, Reply)

Me too, Jeffery, me too!
It's all sunny and pretty here, and I remembered to bring my lunch with me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:26, Reply)

It started off sunny first thing this morning, but it is a bit overcast now.
But the spring in my step remains!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:27, Reply)

I don't care what the weatherman says when the weatherman says it's rainin'.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:28, Reply)

You'll never hear me complainin'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:29, Reply)

I'm certain the sun'll shine!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:32, Reply)

I don't care how the weather vane points

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:33, Reply)

When the weather vane points to gloomy
it's gotta be sunny to me, when your eyes look into miiiiine
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Jeepers Creepers! Where'd ya get those peepers?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Jeepers creepers! Where'd ya get those eyes!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Gosh all git up! How'd they get so lit up?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Gosh all git up! How'd they get that size?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Golly gee! When you turn those heaters on,

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:52, Reply)

+er spaniel
step pants
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Morning Lighty.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:29, Reply)

How do
I am currently 12st 13 3/4 lb - that's under 13 stone in anyone's language. Woo for not drinking quite so much!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Tired and frustrated
I'm unpacking and putting away my stuff. I keep finding loads of size 10 tshirts and have no idea where they're from because I certainly don't buy size 10 even in hope
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:38, Reply)

did you accidentally pack some of your sisters things???

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:45, Reply)

nope
She's size 6/8. And these are things that I left packed away in college
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:47, Reply)

oh. hmmmm. that's a bit weird.
maybe one of your friends?? if you're that sick of them, I'll take them off your hands.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:54, Reply)

you're welcome to them
Anything you don't want I'll just stick on ebay
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 12:04, Reply)

aha really? thanks.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 12:25, Reply)