Sweet, cheers!
I'm buying a face mask and knee pads, but probably loaning a shop AK47.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:14, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

face mask? knee pads?
surely all you need is some camo trousers, no shirt and a headband?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:21, Reply)

This is no place for your sordid fantasies.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:22, Reply)

No shirt?
There's a chance he'd blind the opposition at close range I suppose, but it's not like he'd be able to hide anywhere.

/pot kettle blah blah blah
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Normally, yes
But having done paintball topless once, I think I'll stick to a bit of comfort.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:24, Reply)

It's basically paintballing without the paint, yes?

(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Hurts less per hit, but you get hit a lot more.
Because BBs are much, much cheaper than paintballs.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:22, Reply)

I'd love to have a go
between us a few friends and I had a collection of pistols and a shotgun and used to have gunfights occasionally.

I've lost my Beretta somewhere though :-(

I assume you use the gas powered ones for this though?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Electric almost always

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:25, Reply)

my experience of the electric ones is that they were much weaker and therefore less accurate
might just have been a cheapy one though

My spring powered pistol hurt like a bitch if you got shot with it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:26, Reply)

These guns start at 100 quid minimum usually
I had a spring Glock 17 (same model as used in the Arizona shootings, fact fans) that also hurt like hell if you got hit by it, but it's range wasn't too hot.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:28, Reply)

that will explain it.
I'm remembering all the fun times I had with my pistol now and wishing not only that I still had it, but that I was going with you to shoot the shit out of people.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Well one day ye, me, Wookie and Noel will have to go along to one

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:31, Reply)

I would love the opportunity to shoot all 3 of you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:33, Reply)

I am in.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:35, Reply)

My electric MP5 fires at about 315fps.
That'll give you a hickey if it hits exposed skin, take out a tooth at close range if you're unlucky. A friend has a spring powered rifle that fires at about 430fps but he's not allowed to shoot it at anyone closer than 10 metres.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:29, Reply)

nice

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:30, Reply)

The tooth thing is why I'm buying a full face mask
Rather than just wearing goggles.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Will you bandaging your nipples as well,
or are they ok now?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:35, Reply)

They're ok now
Thanks for asking.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Electric is the way to go if you want full auto - SMGs, assault rifles, heavy machine guns and the like.
Gas for the shinier pistols, springs for sniper rifles and shotguns.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Gas blowback full auto assault rifles are a thing of beauty
The sound they make is awesome
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:51, Reply)

A mate has a ridiculous RPK
which he has deliberately fucked up slightly so that it makes a terrifying amount of noise.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Oooh, does it have a silencer with the end cap taken off?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Plus the guns tend to be fully automatic
Or at least capable of it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:24, Reply)

So it should be called 'balling'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Shop gun might be your best bet because they'll replace it if it breaks,
saves you sitting out for an hour and fiddling with screwdrivers and shit. I've got a BDU, holsters etc though. And a massive helmet, naturally.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:21, Reply)

I've seen your massive shiny helmet
I have camo gear, plus a combat vest already but cheers!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Word to the wise,
try and blag some extra mags if you're renting. Especially if the rules involve any attempt at realism.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:32, Reply)

I'll try to do just that

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:38, Reply)

I carry 2x470 round mags,
1000 bb speedloader and a 3600 bb bag with me.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:43, Reply)