That is sad.
I have had 6 cups of coffee already today. I am now shaking but feel fucking brilliant.
Champers time soon yaaaayyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( wanderlust, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:36, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

O.O
watch out for heart palpitations!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:38, Reply)

I have decided I love Champagne.
It saved me from a fate worse than death.
( girlinthehole, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:43, Reply)

And what might that be?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Sobriety.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:49, Reply)

sobriety

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:49, Reply)

I'd had a couple of glasses when I was set on fire.
I could have embarrased myself in front of everyone by screaming like a girl instead of just standing there with a grin on my face while everyone stomped around me.
( girlinthehole, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:49, Reply)

Were they also chanting "Burn The Witch"?

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:51, Reply)

Probably.
They were Spanish Catholics.
( girlinthehole, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:55, Reply)

What is the champagne for then?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:45, Reply)

an enema

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:14, Reply)

fizzy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:18, Reply)