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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You kept me waiting :(
Benderloch - the particular kind of headlock Crow puts his victims in. It's not too hard to do, even with chronically limp wrists.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:57, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
You have to get the angles just right
so that the moment they gasp for air, you can pop your cock in there.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:27, Reply)
fucking hell that was unpleasantly graphic!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:30, Reply)
Granted
though I'm sure it's no worse than some of the things that will have been posted on this board so far today.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:31, Reply)
i shocked AA last night
so i can hardly talk
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:32, Reply)
To be fair, there are some days I could quite happily hook him up to a car battery...
(Though actually I'm curious as to how you managed that...what did I miss?)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:32, Reply)
It was quite a surprise
It seems to be the polite ones, Chickenlady did the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:36, Reply)
She didn't say a rude word, did she?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:37, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1038342
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:46, Reply)
...and suddenly I don't feel bad about my reply to Lampito's Benderloch joke.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:51, Reply)
oh christ

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:03, Reply)
What?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:12, Reply)
i was drunk
i needed the money
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:13, Reply)
And, as if by magic, the link changed to something completely different.
Now I really am confused...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:16, Reply)
i am more concerned
as to why you clicked on it twice. to double my humiliation???
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:18, Reply)
I was trying to construct some sort of witty riposte,
and went back to remind myself what was said. And all of a sudden it directed me to some post in which Lampito discussed Gazza and breasts.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:19, Reply)
this is prob for the best
on every single one of those levels
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:25, Reply)
If memory serves,
then yes. Yes it is.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:27, Reply)
I'm confused, I have no idea why that link is at all relevant.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:48, Reply)
you think of me as one of the "polite ones"?
interesting. i would not have said this, myself, about myself.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:39, Reply)
Yes, I'd say so
You're always polite.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:45, Reply)
It still amuses me that you were so shocked.

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:30, Reply)

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