i did suspect
she may have been taking the piss.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:01, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

men are easy, I once pulled by telling a bloke he looked like a corn fed farm boy

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:08, Reply)

*scribbles corn... fed..... *
got it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:16, Reply)

go on, rswipe
don't tell me you don't know how to pull
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:22, Reply)

well, ok
it's not my first time.

what i need is help on pulling the ones i fancy, and not ending up in bed with the ones i don't, because i am actually too shy to speak to the ones i reeeeeeeally like.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:26, Reply)

just buy them a drink
it's verrry simple, buy them a drink, then goad them into having a shot--not some girly thing you'd drink--then chat, it's simple
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:33, Reply)

if i don't fancy them
i can flirt/talk dirty for britain and/or just chat for hours about bollocks, all calm and relaxed.

if i fancy them, everything comes out as "mmmmffff" whilst i stare at my feet and then spend the whole night in a dripping frenzy of agonisingly suppressed lust wondering if he is ever going to get his act together and snog me or if i am going home to kick myself to death.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Just do what I do
Oh, you are.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:37, Reply)

so the chances of our hooking up ever
are precisely zero then.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:38, Reply)

YOU GOTTA RISK IT TO GET THE BISCUIT

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:41, Reply)

of agonisingly suppressed lust wondering if he is ever going to get his act together and snog me or if i am going home to kick myself to death. of vaginal juices.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:38, Reply)

this is not punnage
this is just sewage
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:38, Reply)

Sorry.
I'll stick to the puns in future.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:40, Reply)

WHAT
you really need to up the confidence levels, even if you don't feel it just pretend
you gotta be cocky
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:40, Reply)

yeah but
there's got to be something in the bank to cash the ego cheque!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:43, Reply)

what does that even mean?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:45, Reply)

It means that this damn thing doesn't work at all!
Good night, future-boy!
( Kroney, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Emmett Brown lols

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:48, Reply)

POTfuckingW

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:54, Reply)