She looks the type to stick a finger or two up your arse

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:08, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That's what I'm after.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:12, Reply)

It's not really my thing, still each to their own.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:14, Reply)

i'm genuinely intrigued
i had no idea this WAS a type.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:13, Reply)

There are 5 types

(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:15, Reply)

That's no.4, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:16, Reply)

I was going for
Type 1: Sticks 1 finger up your arse
Type 2: Sticks 2 finger up your arse
etc
(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:17, Reply)

The latter doesn't tend to kick in until you're about 40 and overweight

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:30, Reply)

This deserves a great deal more credit than it seems to be getting.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:44, Reply)

fuck
your reply was better.

/deletes
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:17, Reply)

fo sho
it spices things up when you notice that the guy humping you is beginning to lose interest in the whole effort. You can then lol as you draw on a nice moustache, very hoxton chic
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:17, Reply)

"It's not really my thing, still each to their own."
kensington is NOT hoxton, darling.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Details details
I'm looking at the bigger picture here, and this season it's all about bumholes
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:23, Reply)

again
not in kensington it ain't!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Really? Not what I heard.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:40, Reply)

You Kensington lot miss all the fun :(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:40, Reply)

maybe we have a different definition of fun
did you ever think of THAT, rory, did you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Fun is fun, Swipe
Regardless of the definition.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:46, Reply)

"....at all the massive sex orgies I go too, they all do it, so I thought it was normal... I know that _I've_ always done it anyway.
I like to switch hands when the other one is running out of steam anyway"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:36, Reply)

It's surprisingly easy to get up to 4 fingers
or so I've heard
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:42, Reply)

depends where you put them

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:43, Reply)

*descends a few levels*
two in the goo, two in the poo?

feel free to substitute the words "pink" and "stink" into that sentence if you prefer.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:49, Reply)

Like a bowling ball.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 18:26, Reply)