Our next glorious leader
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/jan/12/sarah-palin-response-arizona-shooting
(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:56, 88 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'd give her one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 16:59, Reply)

Palin's bizarre use of language is sure to provoke further controversy. A blood libel refers to a notorious passage in St Matthew where Jews said of the crucifixion: "Let his blood be on our heads." Later it referred to a medieval myth that Jews killed their children as part of a religious ritual. Giffords is Arizona's first Jewish congresswoman.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:00, Reply)

OK I'd give her two.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:01, Reply)

She's a fucking retard puppet
manipulated by some fucking geniuses.

I still wouldn't want her assasinated though, that would be retarded.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:04, Reply)

My brother thanks you for timecube.com, by the way

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:10, Reply)

HIS EYES ULTIMATLY OPENED?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:11, Reply)

It's proper mental breakdown stuff, isn't it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:12, Reply)

FOUR SIMILTANIOUS 24 HOUR ROTATIONS ON A CUBIC EARTH
NO GOD HAS EVER PROVEN THIS, I HAVE OPEN YOUR EYES WHY NOT WORSHIP FISH GODS

/I fucking love it, especially when you scroll down for two hours then it says "next page"
(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:14, Reply)

It's utter, utter magic. Hours of fun.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:16, Reply)

I just managed about 30 seconds before my brain started to hurt.
I will revisit it though it's mental.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:18, Reply)

that was my fave bit too

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:20, Reply)

Might you be around for a curry on the 22nd?
Can your guts cope?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:20, Reply)

It's a super fun time getting there from the Beverly Hill of North London
Especially as the C&H line is always down at weekends
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Can't you get the overland from Southgate to Old St and the 135 from there to Aldgate?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:24, Reply)

get the overland from Southgate to Old St and the 135 from there to Aldgate?
fucking walk you lazy twats.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:27, Reply)

Yeah - it's probably only about two hours each way.
Some people, eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:30, Reply)

people from the sticks just don't understand london, monty
that's the problem
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:34, Reply)

The pick my willy line is normally fine
Thats the bulk of the journey =)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Should be all fixed by them, they put me on MEGA DRUGZ that I start tomo.
Well, fixed as can be.

Now it has the approval of even bigger chili-poofs than me, it should be good.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:30, Reply)

I'll put you on the list then,
and will tut and cast my eyes skyward when you don't actually turn up on the day. I'd like to see you though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Wicked, I intend on coming, but I can be a bit flakey sometimes....
... I'm not as flakey as I was though =)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:32, Reply)

She looks the type to stick a finger or two up your arse

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:08, Reply)

That's what I'm after.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:12, Reply)

It's not really my thing, still each to their own.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:14, Reply)

i'm genuinely intrigued
i had no idea this WAS a type.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:13, Reply)

There are 5 types

(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:15, Reply)

That's no.4, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:16, Reply)

I was going for
Type 1: Sticks 1 finger up your arse
Type 2: Sticks 2 finger up your arse
etc
(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:17, Reply)

The latter doesn't tend to kick in until you're about 40 and overweight

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:30, Reply)

This deserves a great deal more credit than it seems to be getting.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:44, Reply)

fuck
your reply was better.

/deletes
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:17, Reply)

fo sho
it spices things up when you notice that the guy humping you is beginning to lose interest in the whole effort. You can then lol as you draw on a nice moustache, very hoxton chic
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:17, Reply)

"It's not really my thing, still each to their own."
kensington is NOT hoxton, darling.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Details details
I'm looking at the bigger picture here, and this season it's all about bumholes
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:23, Reply)

again
not in kensington it ain't!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Really? Not what I heard.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:40, Reply)

You Kensington lot miss all the fun :(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:40, Reply)

maybe we have a different definition of fun
did you ever think of THAT, rory, did you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Fun is fun, Swipe
Regardless of the definition.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:46, Reply)

"....at all the massive sex orgies I go too, they all do it, so I thought it was normal... I know that _I've_ always done it anyway.
I like to switch hands when the other one is running out of steam anyway"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:36, Reply)

It's surprisingly easy to get up to 4 fingers
or so I've heard
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:42, Reply)

depends where you put them

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:43, Reply)

*descends a few levels*
two in the goo, two in the poo?

feel free to substitute the words "pink" and "stink" into that sentence if you prefer.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:49, Reply)

Like a bowling ball.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 18:26, Reply)

Don't worry.
Her grasp of world affairs is dandy.

www.guardian.co.uk/world/richard-adams-blog/2010/nov/24/sarah-palin-north-korea-allies
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:01, Reply)

hahaha you seen this?
kimjongillookingatthings
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:10, Reply)

If only it hadn't been in the newsletter two weeks ago,
I'd be interested in looking at that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:11, Reply)

oh I don't read the newsletter
so fuck off
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:12, Reply)

No. YOU fuck off.

Go on - fuck off.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:13, Reply)

I'll fuck off to Tayyabs
and put up some posters saying how NOMMY it is
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:14, Reply)

Do you want some more 7/7 style terror attacks?
DO YOU?

Don't piss off the Whitechapel mosque boys...that's all I'm saying.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:15, Reply)

my friend nick was around there one night shortly after 07/07
with his mates and for some stupid reason one of them decided it would be funny to set the mcdonald's bag that nick was carrying on fire. nick promptly panicked and dropped it. they carried on down the road, with nick lamenting the extra charcoal that had befallen his burger, only for screaming sirens and running people to interrupt them. yes, they had essentially thrown a flaming bag at a mosque shortly after a terror attack.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:23, Reply)

That is not especially bright.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:25, Reply)

they're all bankers
it explains a lot
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:34, Reply)

It's just as well it was a beefburger
And not a bacon sandwich
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:35, Reply)

It certainly does.
What it does not explain is why the fuck a banker would be buying food from McDonalds. Surely only desperate povvoes eat there?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:39, Reply)

oh good god no
this lot were about 25 and they'd have eaten a monkey's miscarriage if it had been in a sesame seeded bun after 5 hours of drinking
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:43, Reply)

It is a good place to pick up fat chicks.
So I've been told.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:43, Reply)

Hello there old chap.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Hello Monty and all.
I'm so busy at work I can't hold a decent conversation on here. Just the occasional poke at Chompy.

Now I'm on my own I can skive a bit.

I'm trying to design a job for AWE. They like it just so, and have no concept of standardisation. I expect every bomb they turn out is hand crafted by William Morris.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:50, Reply)

That shouldn't have made me chuckle.
But it did.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Me too.
Does that make you feel a bit thick?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:19, Reply)

She might be your next glorious leader
but I'll be voting for the other guy.
( Kroney, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Oh jesus.
It's really sad. One of the victims was a girl who was born on September 11th, 2001.
Fucking unlucky.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:47, Reply)

that doesn't make her any unluckier than anyone else who got shot

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:51, Reply)

I was referring to the day of her birth.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:54, Reply)

I don't think that is particularly unlucky either
being in the towers at the time would be unlucky. Being born that day, not so much.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:55, Reply)

One day a trained monkey will become President of the United States.
Mark my words.
( girlinthehole, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:54, Reply)

*waits for Monty to say he already has*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:55, Reply)

hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 18:05, Reply)

I'd give them 9/10

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:57, Reply)

7/10

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:57, Reply)

That's mean Jeff
They were very well written.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 17:59, Reply)

I think Jeff should lose marks for making the joke second

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 18:00, Reply)

And I think you should
FUCK OFF

I can't say that with any real venom
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 18:02, Reply)

yay, sweary evening
cock off cock breath
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 18:05, Reply)

I was told off today at work for "using the C word"
I responded that it wasn't aimed at them, just an illustration of my frustration at work.

I wanted to blame you lot for swearing all day, but thought better of it.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 18:08, Reply)

I like to swear at work
but only in the staff room - you get in trouble if you call the students cunts to their face.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 18:10, Reply)

Blousie lost 3 points as it took her almost an hour
To think of her reply and then type it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 18:00, Reply)

It's quite difficult with one of those sticks attached to your forehead.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 18:02, Reply)

I've been busy.
I have just come back from holiday you know.
( girlinthehole, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 18:04, Reply)

I know.
I'm teasing you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 18:05, Reply)

Well stop it.
I have a cold again. Some fucker on the plane must have given it me.
( girlinthehole, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 18:09, Reply)

I played football on a plane once.
There I was, running down the wing....
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 18:10, Reply)

We're not American
and America will break up into little parts in the next 2 decades so we can ignore them* *hopes*


*politically that is, don't want to insult Kristine and the other yanks on here
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 18:00, Reply)

They should call these 'little parts'
States.

Evening Crunchy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 18:01, Reply)

State of emergency
State of shock, etc.

good evening, how's it going today?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 18:02, Reply)

I'd like her to die.
Eaten by a Polar Bear or summat.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:02, Reply)