I've got a day off so the BT monkey can come and get my broadband on.
Other than getting up to let him in I plan on having a day in bed doing absolutely fuck all, coupled with some lounging around, the occasional nap, some general laziness punctuated with casual masturbation. Can I get some envy please?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 8:57, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*envies*
Although I have a problem with doing nothing these days.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 9:04, Reply)

Woo for broadband
But I am envious of the bed day.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 9:18, Reply)

I'm going to come over to your house and fill your replace your duvet with stag beetles.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 9:23, Reply)

This will help with all the wanking.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 9:27, Reply)

I have no envy for you Noel. I've been given the day off work, but in return I have to stay in while window monkeys do things to my windows.
I was intending to have a lie in and then go for a wander round London, but now I think it'll mostly be a sofa day.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Hmm, if the BT monkey comes and goes soon I might go out for a stomp across the countryside.
Or stay in bed. Tough choice.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Not unless you have a frenzied ADW
until you're spaffing naught but dust.

Then you can have some envy. And an icepack.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 9:48, Reply)