You're in a good mood this morning Monty.
How so?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:13, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I think I may still be slightly tiddly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:19, Reply)

How much did you drink last night?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:20, Reply)

No fucking idea, but at one point I was swigging tequila from the bottle.
I also drank whisky, that manky stuff with the gold flakes in it, and beer.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Goldschlaager or whatever is LOVELY

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:23, Reply)

This stuff was manky.
MANKY, I TELL YOU.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:24, Reply)

I have a soft spot for cinnamon and bling.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:28, Reply)

It's pretty rough
I decided to nip the pub to see my friend (who was working), and thought I'd have a pint while I was there. One turned into two, we won a few quid on the itBox, so that went straight into the till as well, and one of the regulars there insisted on buying me a drink because I'd made him laugh until beer came out his nose.

Got home at 1:30, and decided this would be the perfect time to drink the ale I had left, while having a quick play on the web. I got to bed at 3. Ow.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Did you get your cock out?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:30, Reply)

No, you weren't mentioned.
The barmaid and I were discussing preferences on pubic hair (she's an odd girl), and I simply pointed out that when I'm going down on a girl, I'm there to eat, not floss.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Any occasion? Or were you just drinking because it was Wednesday?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:24, Reply)

There was a 'y' in the day.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Your dedication to the cause is to be applauded.
Well done.

Wanna play 'name that disaster?'

Wanna buy a lorry? It fell off the back of a ferry.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Zeebrugge?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Zeebrugge

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Plagiarism is not attractive, Roota.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:39, Reply)

It was a simul-postification.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Tell it to the examination board, love.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:42, Reply)

What's yellow and doesn't like liver?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Me in my yellow coat.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:42, Reply)

I don't know.
What's yellow and doesn't like liver?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Disappointed in you, Jeff.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Hardwick
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:44, Reply)

The moment I saw that name
I instantly though of Marti Webb/That's Life!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:47, Reply)

I thought cirrhosis was a type of cloud until I discovered Smirnoff

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:45, Reply)