you don't get to know anyone better over one drink
you just get to decide if you're going to have sex that evening or not. it takes more than one date to make a proper judgment, because nobody is themselves on a first date.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:51, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I am. I have only two settings: 'awake' and 'asleep'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:52, Reply)

What about 'hung over' and 'hammered'?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:53, Reply)

They are sub-settings of 'awake'.
And of 'asleep', thinking about it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:55, Reply)

With 'awake' and 'asleep' being sub-settings of 'bellend'

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:59, Reply)

zing!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:01, Reply)

I am.
I assume this is why I don't get second dates.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:52, Reply)

I haven't been on an actual date in ten years

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Has your hymen grown back?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Date =/= sex
But yes it has.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:57, Reply)

While I remember, what's this I hear about you attempting to use the veto, hmm?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Clenders was being mean to me

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:00, Reply)

I saw it and laughed. She was just being honest

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:06, Reply)

WRONG
I don't own hotpants nor a pink vest. And the rest of what she said is a lie too.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:09, Reply)

+ my vest is LILAC
and they're just very short cut-offs.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Thong, dear boy

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Don't be ridiculous,
Clenders wouldn't confuse hot pants with a thong. You're only making it worse by calling her stupid, you know.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:19, Reply)

That's no excuse.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Women aren't themselves on the first date
Men are the same as always. Trying to get into your pants.

You people should all wear clown trousers, it'd make the jumping in much easier.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 10:53, Reply)