A girl I like sent me a text.
How is that for news?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 21:55, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Bloody hell
STOP PRESS, JEFF MIGHT GET LAID. This is clearly bigger news than any of that politics shit or the floods in australia.
(berk, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 21:59, Reply)

I don't imagine for one moment that'll happen berk.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:00, Reply)

No?
what happened to all that positive opening yourself to new opportunities stuff?
(berk, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:04, Reply)

I'm not being pessimistic.
I'm an optimist in posession of the facts.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:06, Reply)

I'm totally stealing that
but I'm also going to nag you and tell you not to be so grumpy. I suppose I'd better ask if it was a flirty text first though, saying 'a girl I like has texted me' isn't quite the same if that text was 'please leave me alone/I'm not wearing that puppy fancy dress costume/I'm your new social worker' etc.
(berk, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:09, Reply)

She is my probation officer.
No, it was just a friendly 'Hi, how are you?' type message.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:11, Reply)

Well, it's a start
she must like you even if it's only platonic or she wouldn't have bothered. It's also a texts-worth more interest than I've had recently.
(berk, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:13, Reply)

I offered to text you a photo of the beef wellington I made the other day.
But you spazzed out like Joey Deacon on the Waltzers.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:16, Reply)

It was very generous of you
but although it would have featured hot meat it's not really the right kind...
(berk, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:19, Reply)

Well, you'd have seen the nicely scored pastry crust.
Everything else was under wraps!

You don't seem to do too badly with the male attention berk. I'm not sure what you're complaining about.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:30, Reply)

This is not entirely true
I have surprised myself by having three, count them, a whole THREE people having a very fleeting interest in me in the past few months. For me, that's a lot, and it all seems to have gone quiet again now. *shrugs*
(berk, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:35, Reply)

Is that fleeting and past, or fleeting and you didn't fancy it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:38, Reply)

No, fleeting as in
I barely had time to decide what I was going to do about it before they changed their minds and buggered off.
(berk, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:41, Reply)

Time seemingly waits for no man, (or woman)
But the fact you've had a few 'tickles' suggests you are doing something right!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:44, Reply)

Or wrong
given that they all buggered off...
(berk, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:46, Reply)

Did you give them any encouragement?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:52, Reply)

Certainly did
anyway right, I'm not going to complain about this or discuss it because 2011 is going to be awesome and not full of whining. Lets talk about something else.
(berk, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:57, Reply)

Start a late-night thread then berk!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:03, Reply)

I'd suggest youtube disco
but I can't think of anything :(
(berk, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:05, Reply)

Start with ANYTHING you like.
It'll improve.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 23:07, Reply)

wooohoo!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Yeah!
Everybody shake your stuff,
The Rebel's here and he's street-tuff!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:02, Reply)

actually is it even a good text?
you've not said it might have been "quite hassling me you dog fucking freak" or "wooffwoofbarkwoof"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:04, Reply)

It was along the lines of 'Are you okay?'
So informal, friendly and polite.

I've replied with 'I'm fine, how are you?'

(You don't think I'm being too pushy here do you?)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:05, Reply)

you rapey creeptastic bastard you!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:08, Reply)

It was a strong reply on my part wasn't it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:13, Reply)

so where do you know her from?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Friend of a friend type thing.
So who knows if it'll go anywhere.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:12, Reply)

good luck
Berk can get you chloroform
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:14, Reply)

On rape or return?
Or do I have to buy it, even if I don't use it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:15, Reply)

if you can't even get laid using
chloroform...
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:17, Reply)

*Sings*
Wooh! Chloroform, Chloroform for you.....
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:28, Reply)

Get in!
Probably the most heartwarming thing I've come across all day.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:02, Reply)

It was probably sent in error knowing my luck
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:03, Reply)

Don't you be doing a TD special now
When you confuse a "hey you're a nice guy" text for "let's down to serious shagging and this'll be the nursery" stuff.

TD knows. TD was there just before Xmas.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:07, Reply)

TD is a wise man.
JTDF has no expectations.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:09, Reply)

TD isn't a wise man
TD sees every sort of contact with the opposite sex as a sunlit romp through a harvest field of waist high crops and wildflowers.

TD always forgets that there's a barbed wire fence at the end of the field.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:15, Reply)

TD will get it right as TD seems to get more female contact than most around here.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:23, Reply)

The dog I had before these two
Was half retreiver half terrier.

He could catch any rabbit he wanted to, but once he'd caught them the retreiver bit kicked in and he didn't know what to do.

That's me.

Bedtime.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:32, Reply)

Sleep well TD.
Catch you on the 'morrow!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:33, Reply)

Your mum inviting for you Sunday lunch does not count broseph!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:03, Reply)

*Sobs*
(Actually Bob, that made me smile, so well done)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:04, Reply)

*awards self gold star from multipack bought from Costco not two days previous*

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:08, Reply)

was this while you were getting great seats at the Phil?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:12, Reply)

?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 22:16, Reply)