Oooh bloody hell, must have a big flat!
Thank you for letting me stay. I'll be good.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:57, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

it's big enough for parties!
actually it's excellent for parties, because the lounge is big and the kitchen/dining room are big and open off an archway from the hall opposite the lounge, so people can minglise quite easily.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:02, Reply)

I'm sorry but I'm leaving you.
You just said 'lounge'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:04, Reply)

you're leaving me
when i am (apparently) hosting an orgy with the most beautiful women on the internet?

as if!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:10, Reply)

And you didn't comment on "minglise"?
It sounds well nice, and if we're pubbing in Ken or thereabouts it'll be easier for me to get back. I think the only way of getting home from there that doesn't involve multiple buses is one 61 min journey :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:11, Reply)

I stopped reading in disgust
when I got to 'lounge'. It could have said 'nommy zombies' afterwards and I would be none the wiser. She's on 'ignore' now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:14, Reply)

It actually said there was lots of room in her lounge for all her nommy zombies to minglise
whilst listening to David Bowie.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:15, Reply)

No doubt they minglise on the 'settee'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:19, Reply)

What exactly have you got against "lounge" and "settee" then?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:20, Reply)

well
it will no longer be me, pressing him into the cushions as he moans my name in ecstasy, let's put it that way.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:22, Reply)

If that's the case, room for one more?
Nope? Thought not.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:23, Reply)

what
you want to be the only guy there with all those women?

fancy that!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:26, Reply)

In all honesty, I think I'd be thoroughly uncomfortable, so a hostel will do me fine!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Sorry, did you say something?
I wouldn't know because I have you on 'ignore'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:23, Reply)

we know you don't really mean that!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Precisely the same thing I have against
'serviettes'. They are common terms.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:22, Reply)

What about lavatory?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:39, Reply)

the word 'toilet' makes me feel physically sick.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:48, Reply)

How about bog, or shitter?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Listen, AA.
I'm going to be quite firm with you now - I really don't fancy you AT ALL and your attempts to get me involved in some kind of tawdry 'cottaging' episode are both pointless and rather offensive.

Try to move on with your life - somewhere out there is a man who will be right for you, I'm sure. I hope you take this in the spirit in which it's meant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:55, Reply)

HAHA

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 12:22, Reply)

that is the proper term

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Didn't Kate Middleton say the wrong one? I swear she said lavatory instead of toilet

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Her mother said 'toilet'.
She used to be an air hostess. Peasant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:59, Reply)

thank you!
it IS a really nice flat, i am totally spoiled, but i am always happy to share my spoiled good fortune!

the pub i have in mind is actually farringdon, as that is about as central as i can think of, rather than dragging everyone out west, and it's easy enough from euston/kings cross for the northerners. so about 30 mins in a taxi from mine, basically.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:25, Reply)

I'll be coming from Marylebone
But if it's within zones 1 or 2 I'll get there no problem.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:26, Reply)

it's v easy from marylebone
you'll be fine
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:33, Reply)

30 MINUTE TAXI?!
Bloody hell!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:39, Reply)

*Reads*
In London, about 200 yards, but someone will have stupid shoes on and be unable to walk.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:40, Reply)

I never do taxis.
I live by a place with buses to pretty much everywhere. I'm probably at most 3 buses away from anywhere in London.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:41, Reply)

FACT OF THE DAY ^
Right there.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:43, Reply)

MY LIFE IS FASCINATING.
Would you prefer this:

In regards to the treaty: Aeneas begins as he “originated the arrangement” (Servius) Fowler: is the hero, and perhaps to contrast the “roman dignity and tranquillity of Aeneas’ speech” with the “greater fervour of that of Latinus, which seems comparitavely wanting in self-possession” pg 60
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Stingray is better.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Just a quick point ...
Didn't someone else ask if this was the Fence you were talking about? I only ask because their website says they're closed on Saturdays. Of course that could be out of date though ... ?
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:57, Reply)