My internet dignity it seems
having just come back from lunch and spotted Al's thread.
(berk, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:55, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's only internet dignity though
And I think most people are secretly jealous.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:56, Reply)

There is no such thing on B3ta

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Yeah, I know
I don't have any real dignity either so it's fine. And if you all choose to believe I'm that bendy then go right ahead :P
(berk, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:01, Reply)

How did that even start?
Is Al making things up again?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:12, Reply)

It started when Berk mentioned that should we want to have sex with her
we would be unable to insert our penises because her mouth would be in the way.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:13, Reply)

That makes zero sense.
And naturally you got to that conclusion
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:15, Reply)

That's not what was said at all
but nevermind.
(berk, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:15, Reply)

He reads what he wants to read.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:25, Reply)

I didn't get that
Have you admitted to the whole internet you can lick your own tuppence? On balance, that could end badly or well, really.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Haha!
I thought it was only me and my sis that called it that.
( girlinthehole, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:12, Reply)

I can't do any such thing
it's just Al making stuff up. Although I did say the other day I'd rather kiss my own arse than kiss the step brother I loathe.
(berk, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:14, Reply)

I'd reckon it's pretty much biologically impossible
I only wondered if you'd manage to "comedy" answer in the wrong place to the autofellatio comment a few threads down.

Of course, now I don't know how I'll get over the terrible disappointment. I was going to gaz you for pictures and EVERYTHING.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:25, Reply)