Evening internet.
I'm off work with the karmaAIDS, have only got out of bed to take delivery of a pizza all day. Thank god for mobile internet.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:46, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What kind of pizza?
YOU WILL BE JUDGED.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:47, Reply)

It'll be veggie, so FAIL

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:48, Reply)

Automatic fail.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:49, Reply)

I'm ILL. I needed hot food.
It's just a margherita. I didn't want to shock my body by feeding it vegetables.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:53, Reply)

Actually margherita is often a great shout if done well.
Hope you feel better kiddo. *condescending tone*
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:55, Reply)

This is done beautifully.
Proper little Italian place up the road. Best pizza ever. Am trying to feel better but there's about 4 different things wrong with me. *accepts condescension*
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:03, Reply)

I've had 2 apples today
Wanna hold out until sleep, so that I don't cave and order food.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:58, Reply)

I've had shreddies,
home made meatballs and pasta and a dairylea dunker. I am about to have my only dooby of the day and play need for speed.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:01, Reply)

You know that's not really a healthy approach to weightloss, right?

(berk, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:01, Reply)

Yeah I know, but it will help me lose weight
I'll be eating better tomorrow at my parents place
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:04, Reply)

If you're ill.
You shouldn't be drinking cocktails.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:00, Reply)

I'm not drinking cocktails, silly!
I'm drinking wine from the bottle.

*awaits award of 'little miss classy 2011'*
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:07, Reply)

You expect to be nominated for 'little miss classy 2011'?
*Makes the awards for 'little Miss delusional 2011' to BelladonnaAnodyne.

Now, if you'll keep your acceptance speech short, we've got other awards to give out.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:11, Reply)

Wibble.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:14, Reply)

Sorry.
You're a contender.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:15, Reply)

You can't just take away my award like that!

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:19, Reply)

No, you misunderstand! The award you've won, is yours.
I'm saying you still might win 'Little Miss Classy' as well!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:22, Reply)

Oh, OK.
*stops being outraged*

What other OT awards are you giving out?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:25, Reply)

What award do I get?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:26, Reply)

No idea.
Any suggestions?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:27, Reply)

Oh!
Labs gets 'best M'ningTFU of the week'. You get 'nicest to animals'...
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:30, Reply)

Oh my gosh
Wow, this is such a shock! Well, I'd like to thank God, an my manager...God...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:34, Reply)

Your manager is God?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:36, Reply)

Or Simon Cowell to use his 'earth' name?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:37, Reply)

I bet Labs would do ace on X Factor.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:38, Reply)

I'd be ace
I'd get at least 85% of the audience before being taken down
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:43, Reply)

This would be ace.
I'd hate to lose you, but since as it's for the good of mankind, will you promise to do it?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:49, Reply)

Your sentiments are might touching, ma'am
*slings gun onto shoulder* but I've got a job to do.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:55, Reply)

*swoons*
Ah do declare!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:02, Reply)

Why are you still up?
On the other hand, erm, I'm a bit trousered.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:51, Reply)

I'm halfway cul-de-sac'd
2nd pint of g&t poured
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:54, Reply)

Pint?!
good grief.
(berk, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:57, Reply)

Hardcore.
oh yeah.

I hope you're prepping yourself for the cider at the Tap. Two pints allowed.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:59, Reply)

And right they are to limit it
It's as glorious as it is lethal!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:01, Reply)

Indeed.
Oh, by the way, is stifado and pastitsio agreeable to your good self? Badger has already put in an order for the former.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:04, Reply)

Both are definitely desired by me!
Badger said I could have hers.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:07, Reply)

Have her what?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:10, Reply)

I was going to say 'food'
But the mere suggestion of something otherwise and untoward has destroyed any appetite I'm ever like to have :p
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:14, Reply)

Vacuum!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:16, Reply)

I don't think I've been invited...
did you mean to reply to Labs, you great big drunkard?
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:02, Reply)

I'm confused now.
You can come too, if you want.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:23, Reply)

I didn't make it that strong
I think
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 0:02, Reply)

Like one half of Jedward.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:45, Reply)

He's everyone's manager, Bella

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:38, Reply)

Amen to that, brother.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:39, Reply)

Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma you've-got-the AIDS
It comes and goes.
It comes and goes....
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:51, Reply)

I need it to go by tomorrow.
Work are pissed off at me, I've missed 6 shifts this week.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:54, Reply)

What is wrong with you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 22:55, Reply)

I lied to work for three days
Saying I couldn't go in because I had flu, because I knew if I told the real reason I'd just be told to MTFU. Well, I was going to MTFU today, and I woke up with flu. KarmaAIDS :(
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:00, Reply)

What was the real reason?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:02, Reply)

Insomnia, inability to get dressed and face the world, etc.
I'm back at the start of a downward spiral.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:05, Reply)

Sounds like me
But I'm M'ing TFU and so should you
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:08, Reply)

I'm not being generically emo (not saying you were either)
It's a bit beyond M'ningTFU. I've done this before, lots. I know when I'm coming to the end of a high period and embarking on a low. Am making doctors appointment Monday.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:13, Reply)

*sniggers*
You said 'period'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:15, Reply)

Good, hope it all works out for you!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:15, Reply)

Hope so.
I don't mind when I'm high, that's fun. Not sure if I can spend another few months feeling like this though.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 15 Jan 2011, 23:21, Reply)