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No thanks
My bottom is south bound traffic only. He could be the cutest man alive but if he wanted anal I'd have to tell him to bugger (fnar) off.
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berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 17:51,
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Holla, sister.
We ladies are delicate. We don't even shit.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 17:59,
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Of course we don't.
No farting either.
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berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:09,
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And we don't sweat. We glow.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:14,
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alright Lampito
how's it going?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:17,
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Just got back from the gym.
I feel great.
Didn't even burn off half my breakfast :(
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:20,
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glad the gym went well
and it's not about burning calories really
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:22,
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Fitness first.
Calorie burning comes next.
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girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:24,
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And anal is third
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Bazongaloid, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:30,
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-bends over-
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:36,
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chafing doesn't burn calories..
Apparently faking an orgasm burns more calories than having a real one though.
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berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:41,
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So my technique HAS been bringing joy to ladies, even if they didn't know it?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:45,
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I should be six stone then.
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girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:46,
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Great.
If I were having sex that'd be more methods to burn calories. BUT I'M NOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:49,
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Join the club
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:55,
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Let's just have sex.
And you can fake orgams til you're skinny.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 19:01,
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Are you calling her fat?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 19:39,
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No.
I'm saying it's a replacement for the gym.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 19:43,
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this is a really strange random fact
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