A wedding

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:55, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

We're doing it Scouse-style.
Co-habitation first.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:57, Reply)

'Scouse' and 'Style'
two words I don't associate with each other...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:58, Reply)

but look at me!
on second thoughts, don't...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:02, Reply)

*buys a flameproof hat*

( girlinthehole, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Ha!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Fuck right off
I'll have none of that kind of talk
( djtrialprice, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 13:57, Reply)

speaking of weddings
the olds are miffed you didn't send them a card or even phone them. The crazy lady sounded sad.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Was it their anniversary?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:02, Reply)

on the 13th
their 38th, no less. Bet there'll be a MAJOR party for the 40th...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Aw, anniversary of Great grandad John's death.
Followed by Great Grandma Jane on 14th.
I shan't forget this now.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:08, Reply)

wow.
Your family knows how to PARTY!!!!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:11, Reply)

This is Liverpool
Births deaths and marriages attract equal amounts of boozing.
Speaking of which, I have found exactly where those two people got married, but so far only have a vague district for the 1925 birth.
I shall dig some more.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:22, Reply)

I think you'll agree with me that it's a stupid idea for Roota and DJTP to get married.
I mean, for starters, where does this leave me?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:29, Reply)

my gigolo

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Are you saying you'll pay me too?
Yeh', I got not problems with being paid. I don't see why so many women are up tight about being paid for sex, it sounds like an awesome deal to me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:40, Reply)

I think part of it comes down to the type of people who pay for sex
*subtly points to a few male b3tans*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Innit

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:45, Reply)