Personal: I will either finish this damn doctorate or actually go round the bend, barricading my office, reverting to a feral state and flinging my faeces at anybody who walks past
Entertainment: You don't know it yet, but one of you is going to dance for me.

Political: I don't know, I might see if I can get Chompy deported.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:07, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

He looks a bit Tunisian to me.

( girlinthehole, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:11, Reply)

He certainly looks a bit FORRIN
Should be sufficient to win mass support from Daily Mail readers.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:19, Reply)

POTD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Jaykay says DANCE

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Frankie says..
'Relax'.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:16, Reply)

That's easy for him to say.

( girlinthehole, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:21, Reply)

The proctologist says...
"unclench."
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:23, Reply)

Jaykay says a lot of things. I choose to ignore the vast majority of them.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:16, Reply)

I thought you people loved to dance?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Steady on!
I'm not black.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:22, Reply)

*stands on top of a roof overlooking a city that can be Paris or New York*
I'm a dancer, I LOVE to dance !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:33, Reply)