I appear to have mistaken the purpose of Gaz
as apparently I am failing to ask for pictures of gazzee's tits.

Insult wise - I was texted on saturday night asking if I had run out of cement.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:10, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

had you?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:11, Reply)

The world needs to know

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:12, Reply)

B&Q needs to know.

( girlinthehole, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:14, Reply)

You only need 2 teaspoons of cement in these cases
so it's unlikely to affect B&Qs profits much.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:15, Reply)

I'd fucked my ankle after a collision with the opposition 'keeper.
what with him having the body armour, I came off worst. So, yeah, I had run out of cement, but I was justifiable cement-loss.

I suspect this isn't clarifying things, really, is it?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:14, Reply)

no
I can't tell if being asked if you had run out of cement was insulting or not.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:15, Reply)

It's in reference to
"take two teaspoons of cement and harden the fuck up"

I was being abused for not going to the pub on the grounds I couldn't walk. I appreciate that wasn't immediately obvious from the initial post.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:17, Reply)

it all becomes clear

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:19, Reply)