One of my staff is an expert on British pyschedelia
and has helped me find out about some great records - he also gives me Record Collector magazine each month when he's read it.

The rest of my colleagues are imbeciles when it comes to music. One of my warehouse staff is a drummer, aged about 25. He favourite bands is U2, Green Day and Foo Fighters. What a cunt, eh readers?

Another warehouseman is from Dalston and is in his 60s - he tipped me about a fabulous live blues album but also goes on about Bill Haley - in a good way - and is therefore a spanner. One girl went to see Paramore and likes Twilight. My boss likes the Fiddler on the Roof soundtrack (probably).

Also, you're a cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:54, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

i can't even get excited about hometime
as it means gym and no dinner after a weekend of too much food and booze. cheer me up, darlingest of montys??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:56, Reply)

have a cheeky wank before bed

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:59, Reply)

wank sandwich

*Waits to see who has offended Swipe the most*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:00, Reply)

you're both disgusting animals

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:01, Reply)

That is lame.
Gym and no dinner is probably actually unhealthy so I prescribe a worthy but filling meal and two glasses of white wine.

I'm off out to a music hall in the East End tonight to see some bender singing the songs of Noel Coward - so the thought of me doing that may make you chuckle. Actually I don't mind NC at all, and the building I'm going to is fucking lovely (Wilton's Music Hall). I am going so I can have a few pints though, in truth.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:04, Reply)

yours sounds like more fun
i will have to stick with my original plan of doom though.

you're right, it has made me smile. please try to say something utterly inappropriate??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:05, Reply)

The last time I went
I did a classic 'the room went quiet just in time for me to make a clearly-heard disparaging remark about the 'artiste'' moment - later on in the evening I was slating the stupid cow again, only to find her stood immediately behind me. Lucky I don't care, eh?

I'm off now, night night all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:09, Reply)

Is one of your warehouse stuff also studying in Wales with the ambition of being a teacher?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:58, Reply)

Yeah he's a really annoying spastic. Always shitting on about football
and is never without a Ginster's hanging out of his spittle-flecked maw. He's the worst one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:05, Reply)

spittle-flecked maw lols.
Did you have a nice weekend you little Scoper of joy?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:10, Reply)

Yus fanks, very much so but must dash old chap.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:10, Reply)