This is the best suggestion so far.
On a thin base.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:10, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You're not as bad as people say jeff, you know that?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:12, Reply)

*BEAMS*
Expects a 'Nah, you're a lot worse' type comment to follow
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:16, Reply)

Nah I was being nice
which is suprising because I'm desperate for a fag there's only so many FUCKING TIC TACS you can eat.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:18, Reply)

Yeah, but HE FUCKS DOGS!!!!
Won't somebody think of the canal prolapses?

Yes I know it should be canine but it's a cunning pun on the scientific term for dogs and anal sex, see?

I really should go and start making the curry.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:17, Reply)

What sort of curry are you cooking up?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:20, Reply)

Bit of a cheat really.
Jar of tikka sauce for quickness, but I'll jazz up the chicken with some extra spices and chuck in some roast potatoes for a bit of variety.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:22, Reply)

Spuds eh?
Are these spuds leftover from yesterday, or are you roasting them now?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:30, Reply)

Left over from yesterday.
Roasties in a curry works surprisingly well.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:31, Reply)

I'll keep that in mind.
Thanks for the tip.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:34, Reply)

So does fresh mint, surprisingly.
I may lob some of that in, too.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:35, Reply)

*Adds Tic Tacs*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:36, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:38, Reply)

Tell Sweary my Jewish cookbook came today.

( girlinthehole, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:31, Reply)

Sure will!
Is it the same one as ours or a different one?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:31, Reply)

Same one but smaller eddition.
*excites*
( girlinthehole, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:33, Reply)

Ooh, excellent.
It truly is a marvellous book. Where'd you find it?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:34, Reply)

Amazon.
Not so much a bargain as yours but not too expensive.
( girlinthehole, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:37, Reply)

Jolly good.
Exactly a month to the Sisters gig. Woop!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:38, Reply)

Weeeeeeee!
Digs out black clothes.
( girlinthehole, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:39, Reply)