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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm going to order a pizza.
But what to top it with? Suggestions please.

Alt: Is there anything good on the telly these days that I really ought to think about watching?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:57, 89 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Come Fly With Me.
Juvenile comedy at its best.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:02, Reply)
Is Come Fly With Me
The sitcom with Lucas and Walliams in it?

I never found Little Britain funny, is this new show better than that, and is it quite different to it?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:04, Reply)
Yeah it is with them two.
And it's miles better. I hated Little Britain, that was just catchphrases and lowest common denominator humour. This is more intelligent and very funny.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:19, Reply)
I might have a gander at the iPlayer Baz.
How is the world of football manager treating you at the moment?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:22, Reply)
It's class, check it out definitely.
I'm doing ace, won the Europa League and finished 3rd last season. Just won the European Super Cup against Lyon but two players I signed are cup-tied for the CL which I didn't realise when I bought them. So I haven't been back cos it's annoying me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:29, Reply)
Are you still with the south coast bummers?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:31, Reply)
Aye, I've been trying to start a new game with someone else but I can't decide who.
It always takes me a few different teams before I get into one, tried Millwall, Southampton, Marseille and Wolves so far with no luck.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:36, Reply)
whatever the combo is that has the veggies and meat
alt: tonight is the premier of the american version of skins, I sorta can't wait to watch it
I have nothing to suggest to you, because I don't watch that much tv
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:02, Reply)
I see your team didn't do well in their play off match K.
What happened?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:05, Reply)
It's because they switched the line up on the couch.
I was so sad I even shed a tear.
/genuine sissy baby
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:10, Reply)
Well no wonder they didn't win if they were sitting on the couch all the time.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:11, Reply)
You make a good point Blousie.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:15, Reply)
no no
we-roommate, her gf-and I, sat on the couch in one particular way, her team won
we went to smoke, they MOVED omg, supersticious, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:17, Reply)
I'm sure there was more too it than that.
Maybe the dog was to blame?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:22, Reply)
I don't think so.
she was being good for a change.
maybe it IS her fault...ah well
there's always next year
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:24, Reply)
That's the spirit K!
There is always next year.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:26, Reply)
*There there*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:14, Reply)
My old flatmate, a Boro fan, was deliriously happy on Saturday evening.
His mood was someone dampened when he was told Leroy Lita (the world's biggest cunt) was in the club next door. How he managed to get there in time I do not know.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:21, Reply)
Lita is the worlds biggest cunt.
I wasn't as happy on Saturday night as your old flatmate.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:25, Reply)
A guy I know who lives in Reading.
Once told me that Lita was in a club and he asked a girl if she wanted ice with her drink. A little baffled she went "er, yeah okay then" and he proceeded to remove his diamond earrings and dropped them in her glass before walking away. What. A. Cunt.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:30, Reply)
This comes as no surprise at all.
I've heard a number of stories about him over the years, his record when he was in Bristol was dubious to say the least, soon after we'd sold him to Reading he got arrested (again) in Bristol.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:33, Reply)
Ah yes, just remembered he threatened the same guy that he'd "bring the mandem down from Bristol" for some reason or another, can't remember what happened.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:37, Reply)
Order a suicide pizza.
Then it'll top itself.

Oh my sides, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:04, Reply)
hehehehe

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:05, Reply)
I knew you would laugh at that
I bet it's gone in your pun repository as well.
(berk, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:21, Reply)
Yeap.
How are you berk? Off playing squash or baby sitting this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:23, Reply)
Napoli.
Olives and anchovies.

Film 4 are playing Star Trek: First contact.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:04, Reply)
Olives, anchovies and Star Trek?
You really don't know me at all, do you Blousie?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:06, Reply)
I'm just trying to broaden your horizons Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:09, Reply)
If these horizons include
Making me throw up, before seeing me bored to death! :)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:11, Reply)
parma ham, olives, anchovies, capers and a soft egg
damn I'm hungry
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:06, Reply)
alllllll your favourite toppings,
And I think you should be watching Gilmore Girls.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:08, Reply)
Never heard of it.
It sounds similar to The Golden Girls.

And The Golden Girls was shit. So you'll need to convince me.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:09, Reply)
It's got a girl called Rory in it, so it must be good
she's got a massive forehead, but she's attractive it's like fancying a mong.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:11, Reply)
I just read the Wiki page.
This show sounds fucking bent to me.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:14, Reply)
It's very bent
but it was on E4 when I was unemployed for a while and it wasn't loose women.
Plus I spent a lot of time thinking of similies about rory's forehead.
images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100622052717/gilmoregirls/images/9/96/Alexis_bledel_rory_gilmore_01.jpg
It's more like a sixhead than a forehead etc.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:16, Reply)
so you're admitting to being a total mong then?

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:16, Reply)
On that logic you're admiting to fancying me.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:21, Reply)
I'd rather swim butt naked across the Ganges, with papercuts on my nipples, and die a slow, horrible death from a bacterial infection then fancy you.
*goes off to do just that*
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 22:24, Reply)
Get a vegetarian super whatever then get double pepperoni on it.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:09, Reply)
This is the best suggestion so far.
On a thin base.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:10, Reply)
You're not as bad as people say jeff, you know that?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:12, Reply)
*BEAMS*
Expects a 'Nah, you're a lot worse' type comment to follow
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:16, Reply)
Nah I was being nice
which is suprising because I'm desperate for a fag there's only so many FUCKING TIC TACS you can eat.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:18, Reply)
Yeah, but HE FUCKS DOGS!!!!
Won't somebody think of the canal prolapses?

Yes I know it should be canine but it's a cunning pun on the scientific term for dogs and anal sex, see?

I really should go and start making the curry.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:17, Reply)
What sort of curry are you cooking up?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:20, Reply)
Bit of a cheat really.
Jar of tikka sauce for quickness, but I'll jazz up the chicken with some extra spices and chuck in some roast potatoes for a bit of variety.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:22, Reply)
Spuds eh?
Are these spuds leftover from yesterday, or are you roasting them now?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:30, Reply)
Left over from yesterday.
Roasties in a curry works surprisingly well.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:31, Reply)
I'll keep that in mind.
Thanks for the tip.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:34, Reply)
So does fresh mint, surprisingly.
I may lob some of that in, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:35, Reply)
*Adds Tic Tacs*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:36, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:38, Reply)
Tell Sweary my Jewish cookbook came today.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:31, Reply)
Sure will!
Is it the same one as ours or a different one?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:31, Reply)
Same one but smaller eddition.
*excites*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:33, Reply)
Ooh, excellent.
It truly is a marvellous book. Where'd you find it?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:34, Reply)
Amazon.
Not so much a bargain as yours but not too expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:37, Reply)
Jolly good.
Exactly a month to the Sisters gig. Woop!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:38, Reply)
Weeeeeeee!
Digs out black clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:39, Reply)
this is a good idea actually
I've done it on occasion, and it makes for a good pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:13, Reply)
Depends on the place really but it's a good way to go
if you're feeling indecicive.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:20, Reply)
it's one of the better options from Dominoes

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:32, Reply)
Oh man, I love posts about food and telly

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:15, Reply)
I opened a tub of soft cheese the other day.
And there were breasts in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:19, Reply)
Now, breasts are the kind of topic I can get behind

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:24, Reply)
It was quite bizarre.
When I peeled the foil off the top there were two cheesy, pert mounds of breasty goodness with a little nipple on top. Talk about food porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:26, Reply)
Keep going

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:28, Reply)
I totally ploughed into them with, er, my mighty weapon of choice.
In this case, a spoon, and lobbed them into the mashed potato.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:30, Reply)
That slag Nigella will be using it in her next programme
"Now, I'll just peeeeeeellll back the foi....oh, what's this? Breasts? Ooooh, that really is naughty! *licks slowly*...etc".
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:29, Reply)
Just ring them up and ask them to chuck whatever they fancy on it.
I'm sure the result will be interesting. Possibly not edible, but interesting.

Alt: Not a bloody clue but the new Psychoville starts soon and so does Dr Who. Which is exciting.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:23, Reply)
Except they've split this series in two
so it'll end early and then you'll have to wait until Autumn to see how the cliffhanger pans out. I can't decide if this is a good thing or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:28, Reply)
Can't be worse than that "four specials in a year!" shite.
God, that was cruel.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:30, Reply)
And not helped by the fact that they were a bit substandard.
I've only just bought the box set so am re-evaluating.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:36, Reply)
They were pretty gash.
But when they were shown, at least I was getting a fix, so I didn't care.

I just watched the trailer for the new series, it looks awesome.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:41, Reply)
They were enjoyable enough.
But considering they were making four episodes instead of the usual 13, I expected something a bit more special and thought out.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:54, Reply)
Well that's what I meant
And that posh bird in the first one made me want to punch things.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:58, Reply)
No.
The retards will probably try and save money by just sending me a cooked pizza base.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:29, Reply)
Well say "just put five toppings on it, I can't decide what I want other than it has to be pizza of some variety. DO YOUR JOB."

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:32, Reply)
Double cheese, double pepperoni
or ham, pineapple and mushrooms. Man I could go for some pizza. The only things on tv I actually watch (well, on iplayer) are QI, Top Gear, Buzzcocks and Being Human. I doubt you'd be interested in any of those.
(berk, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:24, Reply)
Pineapple?
Are you mad?!?!?

I've not watched QI in ages and I've not seen Buzzcocks in ages either.

I don't care for Top Gear.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:28, Reply)
Apparently I fail on all counts then
*sadfaces*
(berk, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:49, Reply)
I usually take advantage of my local place's "Buy one get one half price Mon Tues Wed" offer
and get
Capricciosa: Tomato, Mozarella, Ham, Salami, Mushroom & Peppers
Mixed Grill: Tomato, Mozarella, Spicy Beef, Cajun Chicken, Mushrooms, Green Peppers, Chili Garlic, Pepperoni

Delish.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:29, Reply)
I always think less is more on a good pizza.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:32, Reply)
yeah, but you are wrong
it depends on what the ingredients are and how you are feeling
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:33, Reply)
Well usually I'm feeling in the mood for a nice pizza which is why I like simplicity and good ingredients.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:35, Reply)
Both of those sound nice Lighty.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:35, Reply)
All local pizza joints are fucking disgusting.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:42, Reply)
Most of our local ones are just kebab shops where they've shoved a pizza oven in one corner
but this one is pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:49, Reply)

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