I'm glad you were a bit tiddly
I think I would have panicked slightly if I'd been sober, myself.
(berk, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:06, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It all happened so fast to be honest.
I didn't have time to be panicky and yes the alcohol probably helped.
( girlinthehole, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:09, Reply)

My ex wife set herself on fire in a church once.
Thanks to 80's fashion involving incredibly wide sleeves and a strategically placed candle.

Mind you, her cousin also managed to burn a whole church down. Catholic, y' know.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:10, Reply)

My mate once spilled her vodka down her tits/top
and her mate was leaning round her shoulders with a lit fag in his hand. Woosh! It was almost pretty, but boobs really aren't meant to on fire.
(berk, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:18, Reply)

So rather than smuggling peanuts
Was she smuggling toasted coffee beans?

I admit, this would have been a lot better if she'd spilt Sambuca over her tits
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:27, Reply)

What's smuggling peanuts a euphemism for?

(berk, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:32, Reply)

When your nips go pointy

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:34, Reply)

Oh, I see!
yes, kind of, in that case.
(berk, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:38, Reply)

I set my fringe on fire lighting a fag on the gas stove a few years back.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:28, Reply)

I'm sure the proper response should be concern, but:
bahahahaha!
(berk, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:34, Reply)

It wasn't a good look :(
Plus it went all crispy.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:38, Reply)

I know how you mean
I've set my arm hair alight doing fire poi before. And it bloody honks. It's a bit more obvious when it's your fringe though, you retard :P
(berk, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:43, Reply)

I was very very drunk, in my defence.
But yeah... it took ages to get that Aushwitz smell out of the kitchen!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:44, Reply)

Was that the night I spent in The Grey Bar Hotel?
If I remember, I had all the lighters with me :o/
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 21:16, Reply)