I'm waiting for the public information to come out.
*Blousie Says..... 'Never wear a long flowing dress near fire*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:20, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Blousie says........stay clear of brushetta when attending a wedding with floor candles and a floaty dress.

( girlinthehole, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:21, Reply)

There should be a lot more
'Blousie says' statements.

Consider yourself encouraged.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:24, Reply)

I will oblige.
I'm not nearly opionated enough on here.
( girlinthehole, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:26, Reply)

I concur.
However, blousie needs to go "arrrmeowmeowrrrnyarghmeowrrrmeowmeow" and have a badly animated cartoon boy translate it for the benefit of the audience.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:26, Reply)

Charlie says.........you're standing on my fucking tail.

( girlinthehole, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:27, Reply)

How about a badly animated geordie with spiky hair, a dalek and a hot wife?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:28, Reply)

I could totally perform that role with aplomb!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:29, Reply)

Aw...
*scuffs feet shyly*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Blousie says ... Never say no when a man is trying to have his way with you in case he stops and you don't have the sex.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:27, Reply)

Blousy says "I WEAR 'BLAZERS'
And 'flares'.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:36, Reply)

I'll get the t-shirts printed with the legend that is...
'Blousie says... RELAX'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:39, Reply)

I did have one of those Frankie says relax t-shirts.
But I only wore it in bed.
( girlinthehole, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:40, Reply)

I bet when you relaxed you did a big fart.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:41, Reply)

Farty says RELAX?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:42, Reply)

Haha!
You daft bugger.
( girlinthehole, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:42, Reply)

*Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft ... ... ... pfffffffffffffffffft ... ... ... pfffft ... pfffffft .... ... ... pffft*

(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:45, Reply)

Blousie Farty-Pants?
Straight out of Viz.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:47, Reply)