News today re Gilbert's wanderings.
I got a call from the local vets as he is microchipped. Some old lady had been feeding him and thought he was stray. Now I have to put a collar on him to let everyone know the daft bugger has a home. I told the vets to tell the lady to stop feeding him and then he'll come home more often.
( girlinthehole, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 9:00, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Engrave a little paw-print collar tag with the words
"BACK OFF BITCH THIS PUSSY IS MINE"
edited for spazz-fingeredness
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 9:04, Reply)

I may engrave....please do not feed this cat unless you are prepared to pay for it's gastric band surgery.

( girlinthehole, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Teach the cat to steal things off the old lady. Shiny small things, mainly jewellery
that'll learn her for meddlin'
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Did she not see the implanted microchip? God, what a bitch.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 9:36, Reply)