You know, in a way,
slowly wanking in bed in the morning is really a little bit like the teachings of Jesus? Because, essentially it's good, but there is a strong moral undercurrent tinged with guilt, and then you have to wash the sheets.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 10:30, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Plus if you think about Jesus when you're coming, it's like a little salty prayer.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 10:31, Reply)

and, at the end, you offer your cum to the sheets
In much the same way as Jesus offered his life so that we might all be saved.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 10:34, Reply)

I think I shall become a catholic.
Then I could think of Mary.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Would.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 10:59, Reply)

I like this.

( girlinthehole, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 10:31, Reply)