:/

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 12:25, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

She said text message
Not Facebook status update.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 12:27, Reply)

I very nearly vommited blood.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Oh shit, kitten isn't a feline is it?
=/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 12:36, Reply)

No she is not

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 12:37, Reply)

He's a furry through and through

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Fuck off

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Sorry
:/ *hugz* xxx
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 12:35, Reply)

i might have to put it as my facebook status
except that she would disown me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Don't jeopardise the source of this hilarity

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 12:40, Reply)

this is true
maybe i should be telling her to stick with it rather than dump him. i mean, can you imagine the dirty talk this guy would come up with???

"oh affirmative, baby albeit one who has attained fully grown womanhood status, if you would be so kind as to accept my erect penile tissue into your bucchal cavity and manipulate it with your tongue muscles, i will hug you right down your throat."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 12:44, Reply)

I like this!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Does he look like Mr Logic from Viz?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Well, if she does decide she's had enough
At least she can use the excuse "It's not you...it's my genotype."
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:40, Reply)