Giving up is for quitters
I kind of wish I could give up cocaine as it’s not desperately healthy and costs fucking loads. I am only a casual cigarette smoker and my pot consumption is probably 10% of what it was even five years ago. I am a firm believer in ‘you’ll cut down/stop when you really want to’. My problem is not really wanting to cut down or stop.

I did running for two years, stopped because I started getting aching knees but was really quite good by the time I packed it in – 45-50 minutes without stopping. I thought that was good anyway. I may start again as I’m feeling rather chubby, not helped by my purchase of new jeans which are effectively a pair of denim tights.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:57, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Well, that's a disturbing mental image...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Monty has bought jeggings.
THE WORLD IS OVER
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Oh god, this

(berk, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 11:59, Reply)

*bokes*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:00, Reply)

It would be perfect
If she said 'bought' instead. Clicked it regardless for the officesmirks it caused.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Failampito.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:02, Reply)

On skim reading, I thought this said 'fellatio'

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Hahah no I haven't, they are just rather closer-fitting than I anticipated.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Wear them on Saturday plz

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:02, Reply)

k bbz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:09, Reply)

you fat twat
afternoon old chap

are you well?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Good thank you.
You?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:04, Reply)

splendid thanks
looking forward to getting home this afternoon
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:09, Reply)

A pal of mine is serving me his (fucking amazing) jerk chicken tonight.
I have to go to West pissing London to claim it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:10, Reply)

worth it though?
I'm having some glorious thai-style salmon fishcakes when I get home
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:12, Reply)

He gave me about 6 pieces a few months back.
Part-cooked and covered in the sauce - I just had to griddle them and serve - I'd travel to fucking Exeter for some more to be honest. I will get you the recipe if you want it. It was proper Carnival-style.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:18, Reply)

yeah I'd like that, cheers
chimichurri has been well received btw. Made jars for my family for christmas and they all love it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:22, Reply)

Jerk chicken served by a mate?
Is he just going to wank on a plate for you, then?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:23, Reply)

Thought so.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Next you'll have your hair in an asymmetrical fringe over one eye

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Well, I am having my haircut in Shoreditch on Saturday
ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:05, Reply)

I would actually laugh until my organs ruptured
If you rocked up with an emo fringe, jeggings and guyliner.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:09, Reply)

You know what? So would I.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:10, Reply)

AND WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT!?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:08, Reply)

On guys, it's a bit bent
On women, it looks silly unless they're hot.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:15, Reply)

*brushes fringe out of eye*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Yeah! wanting to quit is the bit that's important.
I would never have had you down as a runner.
( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:05, Reply)

I view him as a ruiner. Of arses.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:08, Reply)

I hated every second of it,
apart from the 'listening to junglist pirate stations' part.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:08, Reply)