*Warning* Board thief has posted, claims to have 'bought' something *Warning*

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:28, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I thought it was a given that we all had to lie on here.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Only dangerous fantasists and the interminably dull resort to wholesale fabrications

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:34, Reply)

He did say "I definitely have a problem with buying clothes"
so you can interpret that either way, really.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Yes the claim of not really wanting to 'buy' clothing seals the deal.
He'd make a fortune by 'workshopping' his tealeafing skillz. Today ladies and gentleman you will observe me taking three t-shirts to the changing room at Burton, and as if by magic only return two.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:39, Reply)

That's a load of bollocks.
I wouldn't be seen dead in Burton.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:41, Reply)

I somehow imagine it as the destination of choice for 'Barry from Eastenders'

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:42, Reply)

You imagine wrong, I only wear threads from the finest of establishments.
Like Next and BHS. Not really.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:45, Reply)