I can only think of one, that Pirate Muslim bloke
And wasn't he deported? Eh, I don't care, the media twist everything to their own copy-selling agenda, so there could be hundreds of them or none at all. Maybe Pirate Muslim bloke was actually a Daily Mail reporter in an assortment of bargain bin fancy dress costumes. And paid by Thatcher.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:21, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Abu Hamza.
I think he's in the nick: we won't deport him because he's likely to be executed where he came from, for being a fucking cunt. So instead we lock him up at vast expense.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:24, Reply)

That's the mental
We lock him up because we have no death penalty, and deporting him would be akin to a death penalty.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:27, Reply)

the story that incensed me about him was about the laptop when he was in prison
he demanded a laptop that had arabic keys so he could write stuff to do with his defence. the govt sent him a brand new laptop. he rejected it for not having arabic keys. so they bought a new one. with arabic keys. then he had to get a translator to translate it back into english.

and don't get me started on how much his family gets in benefits/how much money he made on his council house by doing the right-to-buy. sod the religion, this is a guy who has never contributed a penny to the british economy, but who has made a mint out of it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:28, Reply)

What on earth is wrong with that?
he's got as much right to a defence as anyone else. If he speaks better arabic than English, then why not?

And he's contributed a fucking fortune to the UK economy simply from bigoted idiots buying the Daily Fail to read about him, surely?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:05, Reply)

No he wasn't deported because he came from a country so shit he'd be tourtured in it.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:24, Reply)

I stopped caring when he stopped being news
Plus I get most of my news from The Daily Mash, like this article.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:28, Reply)

I love the 'Government trying to work out if 'bumtard' is homophobic' article.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:31, Reply)

That had me in stitches yesterday

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:32, Reply)

"Meanwhile, seven year-old Roy Hobbs was recently labelled a homophobic bigot after he referred to classmate Nathan Muir as 'a gay'.
He said: "Nathan and I have repeatedly conversed about his nascent sexuality, and he has expressed his preference for boys. I did not mean it in any pejorative sense.
"It's not like he's some dirty fucking arsebadger."
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:38, Reply)