Local mental?
We've got several in Macc, but one brings me endless amusement. She can often be spotted either singing in Tesco for the till workers, or rhymically walking to music in pubs. Considering some of these bands are pretty heavy, it gets very funny, very quickly.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:53, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

oh god macc is FULL of nutters
they've been there since they closed the local nuthouse and half of them moved out onto the street.

there used to be a mad-eyed bloke who played a plastic flute, the kind you get in a cheap cracker, for money and then growled at you down the flute if you didn't give him anything. the only good thing about macc is the train station!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:55, Reply)

We've got a few good pubs, and a bowling alley in the middle of fucking nowhere too!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:59, Reply)

there's a guy in a wheelchair on the main street
and he mumbles along to songs playing on a small karaoke box. Every time I pass by he's singing 'I Walk the Line'.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:03, Reply)