Someone should do a "last text you recieved" thread
I've got a cracker.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:20, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Jacob's Cream, Carr's Water Biscuit...? I mus kno!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Crow's Soggy more like

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Is it from a girl?
And would you describe this girl as 'hot'?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Yes and yes,
it's also very bizare out of context.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:25, Reply)

"We'll just leave it, yeah?"
From a girl who told me I was a prick last night. She can fuck right off.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Sounds like you're being a prick today as well.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:29, Reply)

As ever.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Last text I received reads....
Two asian brothers were killed after they fell through the ice on a frozen pond in Birmingham. ITV have decided 2 make a programme about their 3rd brother who escaped the ordeal. Its called


Dan Singh on ice.

(It's the 3 time I've been sent it, it wasn't very funny the first time).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:32, Reply)

From your b3ta posting history
I'm sure you're guilty of sending much worse jokes to your friends.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Aye, true enough.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:42, Reply)

My friend texted me this joke off sickipedia last night
"Katie Price splits with Alex Reid "for children's sake".

Turns out Harvey was jealous cause he wasn't the biggest spastic of the family."

Made me chuckle.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:42, Reply)

no way
i'm far too smug as it is.

the one before that just says "fucking fucking hell this is dull." it is from a colleague who is in a training session that i have tomorrow. o joy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:42, Reply)

We're running a training course for lawyers at the moment...
I very much doubt your colleague is in ours.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:44, Reply)

yours would be much more interesting
ours is on electronic filing!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Ours is on Forensic Awareness
So definitely more interesting!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Pfft
mine said 'I really hope you can give BLOOD again today!' (it was from the NBS, I might add, not some kinky Dracula-a-like)
How's that for dull. I can't even remember the last time I got one off a real person - the one before that was from orange wednesdays.
(berk, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Were Orange asking you if you'd found a +1 yet?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Actually...
they were.
(berk, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:57, Reply)

*There there*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Oh do bugger off, there's a good lad.

(berk, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Sorry berk.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:13, Reply)

mine says "I'll get some bread"
jealous?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Only if it was tiger bread.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:48, Reply)

it was Hovis Seed Sensations

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:49, Reply)

GUT-TED

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:52, Reply)