please don't cause any damage to the structural integrity of the premises
as i don't want to have to deal with the claim on monday morning, i'm busy enough at the moment, mmm-kay?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:47, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

In that case we'd better ban Al from sitting down, just in case.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:51, Reply)

I'm having a vision
Al in Tayyabs
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:53, Reply)

I hate you

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:07, Reply)

h


Explains A LOT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Has monty informed them his booking is for people from the internet?
As I imagine they would have the floors reinforced in preparation
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:52, Reply)

They have installed 'gaming consoles' at our tables
in case we can't make it through an entire course without playing WoW. There's also a LARPing chamber in the basement where all the cutlery is made from embarrassing plastic fantasy swords.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Awesome!
I'll bring my 6'6" naginata then.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Don't tell me, that's your nickname for your penis
(which in reality like a baby dormouse sleeping in its little hairy nest)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:07, Reply)

No, I have no nickname for that
Don't be silly.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:08, Reply)