Why would I care about being polite to berk?
1) I'm married, so no chance of any norkage
2) berk doesn't do the sex anymore so point 1 is moot anyway
3) we're totally best "Going to see Pulp at the Wireless Festival in teh summer Buddies" so she loves me and won't think I'm a bastard for making a funny joke.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:07, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Pulp?!
Oh dear...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Oh shush your face
Pulp are awesome.
(berk, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:21, Reply)

esome ful
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:25, Reply)

I had an album in my teens
Listened to it again on mp3 last year, it's universally shit.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:25, Reply)

I also had an album in my teens.
Luckily for me, it wasn't by Pulp.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:27, Reply)

If your chins ever saw a band as good as Pulp
they would smother your face in revenge for all that dreadful shit you subject them to.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:22, Reply)

I totally snubbed Jarvis Cocker by accident
At the Sickipedia comedy night. I leaned over his stupid head to read a poster, and didn't realise it was him until I walked away.
PUNK LIVES!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:24, Reply)

He's a decent bloke, but I wouldn't buy a record off him.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:26, Reply)

snu kno
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:27, Reply)

I fear he's too bony
It'd be like trying to bang xylophone.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:30, Reply)

He curated that festival at the Barbican
and got some great bands on, inc Motorhead.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Doesn't make me want to fuck him

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Oh go on. He really fancies you.
You'd be doing me a favour to be honest.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:37, Reply)

There's not enough beer in the world

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:39, Reply)

AL:
you listen to Yngwie Malmsteen deliberately and for pleasure.

With this in mind your opinions on music are irrelevant. You also like a band called 'Therapy?' (their question mark), and they're fucking IRISH.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Monty:
You're a smallminded old man, who is constantly out of his head on massive drugs.

With this in mind your opinions on absolutely anything at all are irrelevant.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:36, Reply)

My mind is fucking large, I'll have you know.
I've spent years expanding it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:38, Reply)